Microsoft hour

The arbitrary amount of time it takes to install Windows XP on your computer. Usually somewhere between 40 and 120 earth minutes

I need to reinstall windows. I'll be back online in exactly one microsoft hour.

Your computer will be ready in one microsoft hour and 30 microsoft minutes

by d4m4s74 August 22, 2012

Insomnia Hour

An hour at night where, once reached, would end up for you being better off staying awake for the rest of the night than to fall asleep past that given time. Generally is 4:00 A.M.

Oh, it seems I've reached my insomnia hour, may aswell stay awake all night at this point.

by ⬆⬅⬊⬊⬆⬅⬅ January 16, 2018

Haj Hours

Working excessive hours at work

Man you worked Haj Hours this week?

by UwUCoupleUwU March 31, 2022

After Hours

The eons of the night when everything begins to close and the intrusive thought start to kick in. Also a kick ass album by Abel ‘The Weeknd’ Tesfaye that saved 2020 from being the complete and utter muck it was.

Clock: 3:11 AM
Friend 1: “Man I’m hungry and everything is closed !”
Friend 2: “I know dude, it’s after hours now.”

Walt: “ Jesse..play Escape from LA from After Hours….even if we scare the hoes.”

by Supes_13 September 14, 2022

Dick hours

The time frame in which a female can call or text you because the rest of your day is about business

She thinks it’s a game calling me during dick hours.

by Bsomemajor October 5, 2019

Masterpiece Hours

The time period of which two good friends waste exuberant amount of time in Dota 2, time that which could otherwise be spent producing masterpiece levels of art and or other accomplishments.

Hey John, are you ready for our Masterpiece Hours? I'm really excited to spend an hour in a game of Dota 2 that we go on to lose.

by Jdot1998 February 27, 2023

Creature Hours

Creature hours frequently occurs from midnight to ungodly hours of the night. Creatures tend to drink and bum around until the wee night with absolutely no intention of doing anything remotely productive the next day after doing creature activities. Let it be known that creature hours is a drinking activity and not even remotely weed related.

Anyone trying to hop on the train? The boys are doing creature hours..

by Buckeye123 February 12, 2021