Hippo Campus

When a bully or prankster gives you a wedgie while you're sitting on the toilet, mid-poop. It’s the ultimate ambush: you're at your most vulnerable, pants down, minding your business—and boom, someone yanks your underwear sky-high like they're launching a satellite. Maximum disrespect. Maximum trauma.

Example:
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."

by cicadacalcine July 8, 2025

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Hippo fashion

Hippo fashion is the fashion of someone who listens to Hip-Hop and Emo music. Then that person will combine the usual fashion associated with that genre and wear it, calling it Hippo.

Nala: I like your outfits, what style would you call it??

Mil: Oh, you know. Hippo Fashion.

by Yurpledoodle August 26, 2025

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Hippo subculture

Hippo is a combination of hiphop and emo. If you like hiphop-emo music you are hippo. Also, hippo fashion takes aspects from both.

Jerb: What subculture of emo are you..
Aaliyah: Hippo subculture!
Max: ahh I love hiphop
Jerb: when did u get here

by Yurpledoodle August 26, 2025

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Hippoing

An erotic sexual act somewhat similar to a Cleveland steamer in which someone poops in the givers mouth then the receiver licks it all over their boobs and motorboats them.

me and my transvestite homie went hippoing all night yesterday.

by Max_The_Munter September 18, 2025

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Plastic Hippo

1. A dangerous river monster who thinks money in their bank account isn't imaginary.

2. Yes Bre, I really am that smart.

The plastic hippo didn't help me when the Mexican roofing crew ordered like 14 breakfasts at once. I was slightly annoyed but really it just proved her incompetency.

by OrangeEagle1 December 25, 2025

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