Hippo Jump

First have a hard running start, jump, put your non dominate foot and hand on the wall or whatever your jumping off of, and push off and land on somebody. Best you jump off of brick

Ira hippo jumped off of Alex's bookbag and hit brendo's head

by ira reed January 19, 2009

Hippo

Kids named kyle

Kyle is a hippo

by anonymous January 5, 2022

jumping hippo

The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.

Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.

Guy 2: Oh shit.

by A glazed donut November 11, 2017

Pasta "Hippo" Sauce

the type of person who will help you do anything, even when it gets repetitive and annoying

Person 1: Hey dude do you mind helping me with carrying this box of XL sized dildos?
Person 2: Sure, no problem!
Person 1: What a Pasta "Hippo" Sauce

by Pр Man February 27, 2021

hippo baby

Someone who is either constipated or angry

Hello
Shut up
Someones a hippo baby

by Dumb DJ January 27, 2016

Hippo

A girl that's fat but still all the guys like her. See Tayler for more.

Hey Nathan isn't Tayler such a hippo?

by Tub of lard December 14, 2014

Stink Eyed Hippo

The act of hiding one's shitted underwear or pants under a bed.

Natalia: Oh man it stinks in here!

Katelyn: Yeah my roommate pulled another Stink Eyed Hippo without warning.
Natalia: Makes sense, she's a little mouse bitch.

by dan_gleewang January 13, 2021