by erggdfgdfg June 2, 2017

Hippos that can create thunderstorms with their butts. They can use their face to shatter glass and fart out rainbows.
Have you ever tried a magic hippo? They taste good. And theyre yummy pets.
Oh yeah dude. They're the bomb.com oh yeah.
Vegetarian hippy: WHY MUST YOU EAT HIPPOS! THEYRE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENTTTTTTT
Oh yeah dude. They're the bomb.com oh yeah.
Vegetarian hippy: WHY MUST YOU EAT HIPPOS! THEYRE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENTTTTTTT
by Magic-hulahoop November 13, 2018

by ibbybibby May 21, 2020

A space hippo is a creature that lives on the edge of the galaxy on a planet called hipopolus,
planet:
It’s mostly covered in trees, swamps, small lakes and fields, the planet is also rich with fruits and small extra wild life like monkeys and other small wild life, the planet also has its predators that hunt the poor creatures their main one is tigadactle (picture tigers with 30ft wings).
Spacehippos:
They mostly eat fruits and drink water and they sleep in the asteroid belt around the planet so they don’t get hunted by the predators on the planet, the space hippo can also fly and survive in hyper space lanes to find new food and mating grounds.
planet:
It’s mostly covered in trees, swamps, small lakes and fields, the planet is also rich with fruits and small extra wild life like monkeys and other small wild life, the planet also has its predators that hunt the poor creatures their main one is tigadactle (picture tigers with 30ft wings).
Spacehippos:
They mostly eat fruits and drink water and they sleep in the asteroid belt around the planet so they don’t get hunted by the predators on the planet, the space hippo can also fly and survive in hyper space lanes to find new food and mating grounds.
by Peptic June 6, 2020

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.
You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?
God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.
God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.
by Jibbletlover99 November 16, 2019

A sleeping hippo is when When you look into a toilet bowl and there is a big fat round turd sitting there floating with no toilet paper in sight
by Chimpokaziza April 7, 2023
