A place where you might go to buy music equipment and have some jerkoff call you boss (and other things) one too many times after you bought your stuff. Thus making you want to grab a guitar and ram it down the punk's throat. And then save what's left of the guitar for the guy up front who checks your bag best-buy-style.
by Jazgul March 22, 2008
Get the guitar center mug.An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."
"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"
,or,
Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"
,or,
Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008
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by Emma Yeandle May 12, 2007
Get the guitar noob mug.someone who does nothing but talk about guitars, talks about playing guitars, looks up shit about guitars, and hates guitar hero. doesn't even necessarily play guitar.
Guy 1: omg hey man have you seen gibsons new robot guitar?
guy 2: no i havent go away.
guy 1: aww man i played it last week, it ruled.
guy 2: GO AWAY.
guy 1: hold on im gonna find it on google and show you
guy 2: guy 1 your such a damn guitar junkie GO AWAY NOW
guy 2: no i havent go away.
guy 1: aww man i played it last week, it ruled.
guy 2: GO AWAY.
guy 1: hold on im gonna find it on google and show you
guy 2: guy 1 your such a damn guitar junkie GO AWAY NOW
by Joe Norton April 27, 2008
Get the Guitar Junkie mug.When one experiences intense sexual pleasure from hearing intense riffage or soloage from a guitar god. Similar to a drumgasm.
I listened to Symphony of Destruction last night, and as soon as the solo came in I experienced an earth shattering guitargasm.
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
Get the Guitargasm mug.A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.
Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)
Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.
Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.
by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009
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