Dutch Gift

a gift of something you like that you give to somebody, so you can have it/some yourself

"Here is a lovely box of chocolates. Open them up and give me one!"
"Hey, it's a Dutch Gift!"

by R Hare October 21, 2008

Dirty Griffin

A 'dirty griffin' is when a guy is fucking a pregnant lady and claims to have had a threesome.

"Did you hear that guy had a dirty griffin"

"Yeah, it was his mates mum too"

by GrilfOfHampton October 2, 2018

Chris Griffin

Chris Griffin is the 2nd child of Peter and Lois Griffin, and the brother of Meg and Stewie Griffin. He acts like a child sometimes, even though he is in high school. Chris Has no friends

I do not like Chris Griffin at all

by cj-is-terrible July 2, 2019

Land of Parting Gifts

A term coined on the 1987 revival of the game show Blackbusters by host Bill Rafferty.

I'm sorry it didn't work out for you. You will be heading to the Land of Parting Gifts.

by John April 29, 2005

Maggie Griffin

Kathy Griffin's Mom. Kathy is an awesome, ginger comedian who is loud and hilarious. Maggie Griffin is an Irish-Catholic 90 year old, who loves her box of wine. She was on "Kathy Griffin-My life on the D-list" She is always telling Kathy to stop offending celebrities. She thinks she knows all the celebrities, I guess she is a little crazy. She wrote a book titled "Tip it!: The world according to Maggie" in 2010.

Person 1: "Who's that elderly woman standing next to Kathy Griffin?"
Person 2: "Oh, thats Maggie Griffin, She is Kathy's mom. I think she is very energetic for a 90 year old."

by Kyraanne3 April 12, 2011

griffing

(at the end of a night) to stand outside a bar or club stone cold sober and prey on drunk girls coming out

Steve: im really bored of this coursework.
Greg: lets go griffing outside gatecrasher.
steve: great idea.

by lambo319 March 22, 2013

griff

An absolute sweetheart who cares about the one he loves and will do absolutely anything in his power to make her happy. I love you Griff

I love you

by Lover May 9, 2003