eat grass

Going outside, away from the internet.

Same as "to touch grass".

Popular in certain politics communities on reddit and twitter, originated from "touching grass" being described as ableist and in a need of a replacement.

I'm ootl on X, what is up with it?
Way to humblebrag about eating grass chad

Didn't you know <something hard to understand>
Go eat grass, you definitely need it

by Olety December 05, 2021

watering the grass

Drinking heavily and getting stoned at the same time.

We were headed to the Lil Wayne concert, so we were watering the grass before we went in to get into the right frame of mind.

by pkwinsome September 21, 2010

Grass-eater

A person who beliefs that being a vegetarian is morally superior.
And tries to shame anyone who likes meat.

Look at this grass-eater, acting all High and mighty.

by Subscribetobirdman August 04, 2018

Cunt in the Grass

a crafty mother fucker that you suspects of being up to some shifty shit

"I'm not sure we should rely on him?"
"Why not?"
" You know Harry; he can be a right cunt in the grass."

by GET MONEY GET PAID!!! December 17, 2009

cutting the grass

When you're selling marijuana and someone steals your sales, they are cutting your grass.

Jimmy sold John an OZ and now I have to beat him up for cutting the grass

by southvalley August 22, 2018

Mow The Grass

to get the first hit of a freshly packed bowl.

I'm always happy to mow the grass, i try to burn as much of it as i can because screw everyone else.

by Lueckman January 08, 2015

grass fairy

n. fagball player that dances on a soccer field and kicks a soccer ball

look at that grass fairy fucking that other guy in da butt.

by SuperCameron April 06, 2003