flesh gordon

A game whereupon a piece of gammon is placed on a females face. A hole is then created so that the penis can be inserted into her mouth. You then have to cum before she finishes eating the surrounding meat.

I can't believe your mum beat me at flesh gordon last night.

by Excited Barry January 22, 2016

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gordon graydon

Is a shitty high school that keeps brown parents proud cuz of "IBT"

wow you dont have friends because you go to Gordon Graydon

by TheCoolguydudeMan November 29, 2016

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Gordon Shower

A fetish act of taking a shower in a mix of camel's piss and milk to possibly cure all diseases.

My boss wanted us to take a Gordon shower to reach a 30% boost in our immunity.

by word_wiz April 13, 2021

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Gordon

A name typically givin to males. Men with this name are statistically more likely to become gay/zoophilic during early puberty.

they usually have a minecraft username containing "UwU", "OwO", or ">~<"

one example of a username would be "doggygordonUwU"

Candice: yo what the fuck, is that gordon over there raping a duck-
Jerkon: *interrupts* oh that? thats totally normal for guys named gordon around that age

by Nicholas Gur April 10, 2022

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