Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock
by Gordon van damage June 08, 2021
by Ilkhnjheje wh February 29, 2020
Nah Gordon Jillitch was once named Gordon Samsey, but one day his mum cooked him soup. Gordon Jillitch ate that soup so fast, but he did not realise that soup was infected with Jillitch... This happened 245 years ago, and to this day everyone calls him Gordon Jillitch
by Krishna Morris October 28, 2023
Pieceofshitscumbagwhocouldgivelessthantwofucksaboutthelivesofthekidsinthetownhesocalledloves.
“I’m so happy we don’t have school today!”
“Yeah same, but gordon smith really fucked over those east longmeadow kids.”
“Yeah same, but gordon smith really fucked over those east longmeadow kids.”
by big666cock666slayer666 January 05, 2018
Will Gordon almost has a bowl cut but not quite. He has a golden helmet from his Minecraft days places on his head.
“Get bodied”-Will Gordon
by Qwerhah January 17, 2019
Usually someone who collects yard ornaments and leave them to sit for the rest of time dose not know how to control himself even tho he is married and will never play the listed prices for fast food usually married to a pat pasty
by Heyypu August 18, 2019