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dumpster goblin 

a female like charecter, that is so disguisting and putrid with a penis shaped nose (like squidward) and a rotten smelly vagina that has a tell tale odor which can be smelt from approximately 1.7453658 miles away. if you can't find your car keys they may be inside of her snatch... good luck to you.
Hey did u see that dumpster goblin?
yea dude, thats the3 last thing i saw before i gouged my eyes out.
dumpster goblin by grar mang December 20, 2008

Goopy Goblin Gamer brain

A video game player who need constant stimulus through either fast rewarding gameplay or multiplayer interactions to keep himself out of boredom. Often limiting themselve to the very few titles they know and like.
-Random player: Dude have you ever played this game ?! The story is amazing, the artstyle is georgeous and the soundtrack alone almost made me cry.

-Goopy goblin Gamer brain: Meh, i killed some kids on Call of duty yesterday...

-Random player: Yes, yes i know...

Chaos Goblin Line Cook 

no. It's that vibe. Its unstable line cook. It's the confidence, its the fawning. Doesn't matter if you're hung over, haven't washed in 3 days, and or high. He doesn't care he'll still suck a fart out of your ass. Right there and then. He'll fawn all over you and give you free drugs. Some girls get it and some girls just don't. He's got that unstable soft boi grunge free spirit thing going.

think Pete Davidson
"Guys want a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, girls are after the Chaos Goblin Line Cook."
Chaos Goblin Line Cook by THI355Y February 25, 2022

turd goblin 

a person who always talks about poop or a term used as an insult.
stop being a turd goblin.
turd goblin by Brian Smith November 9, 2004

Cock Goblin 

A nocturnal superhero who gobbles cock to stop crime. By day Garbo, By night Cock Goblin!
it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Cock Goblin!
Cock Goblin by Bobo_sundubu May 19, 2013

brown goblin 

a person who shits in mysterious places but can never be caught in the act of doing so.
i hope we catch that brown goblin before he strikes again.
brown goblin by blockrader September 3, 2009