Similar to a Kitten Mitten but instead of being soft and silky it is comprised of very coarse bear, badger or bulldog pelt and a tanned lining of grizzly skin or innards. Grizzly Gloves are known all over the world for providing its wearers intense Grizzly powers. These powers include but are certainly not limited to the ability to hibernate, grizzly leg strength, salmon catching skills and mauling ability TOP SCORE. Minor drawbacks to the prolonged use of Grizzly Gloves are a predisposition to honey addiction, intense fear of forest fires and sudden uncontrollable urges to pilfer picnic baskets.
Bree: Travis! Trim those fingernails of yours! And while you're at it why don't you clean the dirt out from under them!
Travis: Kitten, those aren't my fingernails. These are my Grizzly Gloves. And that's not dirt. It's the blood of insurgents.
Travis: Kitten, those aren't my fingernails. These are my Grizzly Gloves. And that's not dirt. It's the blood of insurgents.
by Honey Bree July 22, 2010
Get the Grizzly Glovemug. When a person leaves gloves in a shopping mall and a stranger picks one up. The person will then come out and performing the sexual act of gloving, rubbing the person out.
by Thecumslinger May 26, 2022
Get the Glovingmug. by Gdbni November 7, 2011
Get the sitting glovemug. by annoyingperson September 22, 2021
Get the emo glovesmug. by Redefining Awesome September 12, 2017
Get the gloves for pooh bearmug. 1. Protective equipment used when boxing for fun (usually a hockey helmet and boxing gloves)
2. Boxing with a friend (usually while drunk)
2. Boxing with a friend (usually while drunk)
Let's put on the buckets and gloves and go for round two.
Hold my beer while I drop him in buckets and gloves
Hold my beer while I drop him in buckets and gloves
by sixtynineman June 7, 2018
Get the buckets and glovesmug. Mitch: “Hey Eliza, how do you reckon I make sure I don’t get any shit on my hands when I go on the mud run?”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”
by Andos Hastos January 14, 2022
Get the Mud glovesmug.