The sly poopie you have sometimes which is so illusive that when you wipe it leaves NOT a SINGLE remain or smidge of evidence—The only proof your poopie leaves is what‘s in the bowl staring back at you. Ghost poopies are more common in the fall season around Halloween. Be careful they are so sneaky and sly you sometimes don’t even know they slipped out.
Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ain’t see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
Get the The Ghost Poopie mug.Billy: Man, my friend just got killed by a drunk driver so we made a shrine with his bike, and painted it white.
Xavier: You mean a ghost bike? Did you put flowers near it?
Xavier: You mean a ghost bike? Did you put flowers near it?
by Trinidude1494 August 10, 2009
Get the Ghost Bike mug.A ghost ranging in size, that unexpectadly pops up underneath your sheets usualy halfway down while your in bed.
This rare ghost apperars while: Watching pornography in bed, looking at a poster of a hot chick while in bed and if you really need to piss while still in bed.
Still dont get it?
It's your fucking dick gone hard while your in bed.
This rare ghost apperars while: Watching pornography in bed, looking at a poster of a hot chick while in bed and if you really need to piss while still in bed.
Still dont get it?
It's your fucking dick gone hard while your in bed.
Man 1- I was watching some hot porn the other day in bed, and I got the biggest fucking sheet ghost.
Man 2- Dude, why the fuck did you have to tell me?
Man 1- Cause it's for the urban ditionary example.
Man 2- Oh, so thats why my parents named me Man 2.
Man 1-What parents?
Man 2- Dude, why the fuck did you have to tell me?
Man 1- Cause it's for the urban ditionary example.
Man 2- Oh, so thats why my parents named me Man 2.
Man 1-What parents?
by Capt.LOL September 10, 2011
Get the Sheet Ghost mug.Person 1: YO DAWG THE CHAIR IS MOVING BY ITS SELF!
Person 2: YO THAT CRAZY OH WAIT YOUR Ghost-Chairing!
Person 2: YO THAT CRAZY OH WAIT YOUR Ghost-Chairing!
by James & Matthew March 14, 2020
Get the Ghost-Chairing mug.When someone on your facebook friend's list is logged on to facebook but the chat status reads as offline.
I know she's online on facebook cause she's adding new friends and liking other people's status lines. Why she gotta be ghost facebooking man?
by Caballo viejo September 14, 2011
Get the ghost facebooking mug.noun. A person or thing that is completely devoid of any use to society. Like a fish with a bicycle, a ghost ashtray has no benefit whatsoever, it merely takes up space and collects dust. Think about it, if a ghost could physically manipulate material objects, items like ashtrays and urinals would be completely useless to them. The term originates from a story about an evil, ambitious man who did alot of horrible deeds and killed many innocent people in a quest for more power. After he finally died, all spirits of the people he had wronged swarmed him. They squished and moulded his spirit into the shape of an ashtray permanantly.
by Apathygrrl September 25, 2005
Get the ghost ashtray mug.Guido-type jacked guy who walks around with him arms extended and fists clenched like he is carrying invisible luggage. Usually found on a beach.
by the franciscan friar October 8, 2013
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