jamming glove

Masturbating.

"I totally caught him jamming glove on the couch when he thought no one was home."

by shit hammer April 23, 2013

Butter Glove

The act of covering one's hand in butter, and then ferociously giving a hand job to one's self, or someone else.

Alex: Yo Dave, What's with the stained pants?

Dave: Oh man! That's just butter.

Alex: Man, how the fuck did you get butter on your pants?

Dave: Bro, my girlfriend just butter gloved me so hard!

by ItsHunterBTF November 20, 2013

kipper glove

A term to describe your hand after playing with a lady, but prior to washing it.

"She let you put your hand up her skirt and everything?!"
"Yeah man got, a bit of a kipper glove now though"

by bluntforcetrauma December 18, 2016

meat globes

Defines a man's nuts. Big ol swinging balls, or the globes of meat under one's rod.

Wow he's got some massive meat globes!!
Whoa Debby, I can see his meat globes swinging as he runs!
Yo bro don't fuck with my meat globes.

by B.A.007 January 23, 2017

soggy glove

A glove, that has had 5 separate penises ejaculate into a different finger each. The glove is then gifted to a female.

Dave, Scott, Tony, Malcolm and I are going to do a soggy glove for Nancy later.

by TerribleTrevorTheTomcat November 18, 2017

George Glover

The kind of guy who can definitely piss you off when he goes SKATING or when he listens to those who back stab him however I would be lost without my George Glover he is my soul mate, I will always love and adore him as he's the best thing that's ever happened to me. If you are lucky enough to come across a George Glover (as long as he isn't mine) sweep him off his feet and keep him forever. You will instantly fall DEEP Deeply in love with his wonkey smile, freckled face and beautiful blue eyes. I'd be forever lost without my George Glover. He's the sunrise every morning and is the beautiful moon light glow in the night time, I will forever be thankful to his mum Lisa and his dad Darren. I believe he can do anything when he puts his mind AND HEART into it.I know he is denstand for greatness. I love him from his smelly feet up to his pin head. He's my everything. I love you George. Don't you ever forget that.

He pulled a George Glover on my heart.

by Missajb.gpgb1 October 9, 2018

dakota groves

Dakota is a unusual kind of guy. They are known for being a overweight, shaggy headed, and has a big heart for girls but they just don’t seem to like him back!!!! Dakota Groves usually like using their fingers during masturbation. It’s a little weird but that a Dakota Groves

I’m not sure I want to be a Dakota Groves.

by Haley Corver November 25, 2018