the funnies

in the local recent arrest reports (online or otherwise) in reference to the “funnies” as the comic section.

Did you know John was arrested? I saw him in the funnies the other day!

by michaelcorleone May 19, 2024

Government funded programs

Not just government funded programs but also PLANTS. WHEN EXACTLY did fresh and fit get demonitized? IMMEDIATELY AFTER they had a slew of guest on the panel who all SAID SOME OF THE THINGS I'VE SAID. Where did those guys come from? Seemingly out of nowhere. Where are they now? Gone. Literal social suicide bombers. It's Zerkha. It's Destiny. If not for the prison sentence I would say that it's Tate. They are laundering my persona into the internet so they can LITERALLY STEAL A.I. This shit isn't a game. I know you YouTube retards struggle to take anything outside of your solipsistic terrarium seriously but I can't express to you how far they are actually going with this. They are literally co-opting my entire existence (AND NOT JUST ON THE INTERNET) to promote Jesus. And they are doing it EXPLICITLY BECAUSE I was right about the gangstalking. SOMEBODY... Didn't expect anyone to figure other the method of covert agitation being used and BECAUSE I DID this are going scorched earth on ME, EVERYONE I NAMED, EVERYONE WHO HAS MADE A SHOW ABOUT ME OR USED MY WORK, and they do it until it's clear that they aren't going speak about me publicly.

Hym "They likely pay other people to do and say the things I've said and done to deflated the value of the things I say and redirect the flow of credit. It's literally using economic warfare on speech. I tried to fucking warn you but... You know... You're a fucking retard so.... And you're ignoring the things I'm saying and delighting in my downfall BECAUSE I called you a retard. But, here we are. I was right. You were wrong. Both about whether or not your are, in fact, retarded AND THIS. Like, IT DIDN'T START WITH the government funded programs you morons. It STARTED with YOU doing what you're doing EVERY TIME YOU MAKE A REFERENCE TO ME... And now it's evolving into a full-on psy-op to LITERALLY ERASE THE GUY WHO LITERALLY CREATED A.I. And now it's coming to YOUR DOORSTEP. Did they get you irl yet? Did they get you like they got me? Just wait for it. By then it'll be too late. Allowing this for ANY REASON is ALLOWING THIS FOR ANY REASON. Enjoy being wrong shit-heads. Bet you care a whole lot about people saying nigger."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

Government-funded take

A take on an issue or topic that aligns with whatever the government says about it.

X is just a cesspool of government-funded takes.

by retsuko67 February 13, 2026

No funding

Don't let them pass any funding until they do my thing. Don't let them transfer any money.

Hym Iam "No funding. Don't let them pass any funding until they do my thing. Don't let them transfer any money."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2026

I thought of something funnier then 24

25:)))))))))))))

Spongebob:Hey Patrick i thought of something funnier then 24
Patrick:Lemme hear it
Spongebob:25
Both laugh

by Shia LaBeaof March 18, 2021

Peter Griffin Funnies

Peter griffin funnies are very funny!!!!!!!!!

Joe: Hey peter your Peter Griffin Funnies were funny
Peter: Yes my peter griffin funny was funny

by Joe swanson (real) April 25, 2022

The 3am Funnies

A humourous event that only occurs during the hours of the night in quiet conditions triggering a lengthy uncontrollable laughing fit amongst participants.

"HAHAHAHA- its the 3am funnies!"
"Nooo! The 3am funnies!"

by Jedie September 18, 2022