Friendship cuck

A person that is so desperate for attention and approval, that they let their friends treat them like crap, and make them feel like they doesn’t matter

Person 1 : hey man, that’s not cool you shouldn’t let your friends treat you like that
Person 2 : no, it’s OK. I’d rather them make me feel bad then them leave me I’m a friendship cuck

by Doodoofart6996 October 12, 2023

friendship dock

When a man tries to steal his girlfriends friends immediately after they start dating.

Martha hated when Rodrigo was friendship docking by always wanting to hang out with her BFF.

by Sluggers March 27, 2018

grandfathered friendship

To be friends with someone only because you’ve known them for so long.

You may not necessarily like the person they become and might even find their presence annoying but you still tolerate them because it’s just easier.

The only reason why she still tolerates her is because they are in a grandfathered friendship.

by Gigilesson September 15, 2023

Friendship Ghoul

A narcissistic and weak-minded person that befriends you primarily to use your vulnerabilities as topics of conversation with other people so as to feel superior about their own feckless and meaningless existence. Related to Energy Vampires and Schadenfreude whores.

I thought he was a good, caring friend but it turns out he’s just a duplicitous friendship ghoul that’s been sharing my secrets with a Schadenfreude whore that he’s been trying to smash for several years.

by ShivaTrophy October 08, 2022

Friendship speech virginity

The first speech given after being upgraded from acquaintance to friend.

Eg: "im taking ur friendship speech virginity omg…"

by Willowonourweddingday December 05, 2021

Ropes of Friendship

The action of a man shooting cum on their friend after sex.

Him: hey we been friends for awhile now and I’d like to share my ropes of friendship with you

Her: what’s that?

Him: it’s when we fuck as friends and I shoot some ropes of cum on you as a token of our friendship.

Her: game

by 805Mike December 12, 2021

destroyer of friendship

That one fucking custom uno card where everyone but the person who placed it draws 10 FUCKING CARDS

Friend 1:draws card *giggle*
Friend 2: what?
Me: Oh shit
Me: OH FUCK
Friend 1: places destroyer of friendship
Everyone: FUCK YOU

by HOLY FUCK IT'S NINJESUS December 10, 2019