flat and moody

the state of being flat chested and always moody

man chelsey is really flat and moody

by yareyousodamnmoody May 5, 2006

Flatjob

Like a footjob, but using flats. The act of rubbing your feet on a penis while wearing flats, preferably to the point of causing an orgasm.

Man, Marie had on the cutest flats last night, and gave me a awesome flatjob!

by turionss June 18, 2014

up flat down

term for a type of snowboarding jib that slants upward to a flat part and then slants downward again. exellent for showing off your skills.

"Dude, I totally nailed my backside 540 on that up flat down box."

by boardsport7 January 27, 2008

flat ass

A re-working of the expression flat out. Ultimate or distinguished from others by a high concentration of the quality expressed

She is flat ass beautiful

by morie October 28, 2005

flat smacking

When the flat earth reality is presented to and argued for unexpectedly causing cognitive dissonance and triggering a globe earth defense response or generally condition of shock. Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to and tricked into believing you are living on a sphere that is revolving and rotating through space.

The other night at the party I gave Fred a good flat smacking with the truth that water can not curve therefore the earth must be flat; it pissed him off.

by Big FLATso October 16, 2017

flat-out

flat-out: an adverb that means: at full capacity, at maximum speed, totally, thoroughgoing

Ben, pumps working flat-out. A foot of water in the bilge.

a flat-out promotional campaign
a flat-out deception.

by leocod October 3, 2007

Flat Earth Syndrome

A disease many motorists using the Belt Parkway in Brooklyn and Queens, exhibit, affecting everyone around them. Many people who are afflicted with Flat Earth Syndrome may not know they are infected. It is the cause of most traffic delays and accidents on this Road way. Flat earth syndrome bears its ugly face predominately on the Belt Parkway. A person affected by flat earth syndrome will begin to slow his or her vehicle as he or she approaches an overpass. The deceleration of the vehicle to ridiculously low speeds continues til one reaches a point on the overpass (the highest point on the overpass) that permits one to see the roadway continues and that the individual motorist is not going to fall off the face of the Earth, acceleration is than engaged but the effects of this bout is felt by motorists behind and sometimes can become contagious. This disease masks its self as "a cautious motorist" but it is just the effect of an insidious illness that affects thousands. This disease is unfortunately more acutely felt on the Belt Parkway due to the large number of overpasses, bridges, and inclines.

belt parkway traffic brooklyn queens flat earth syndrome bad drivers rubbernecking stupid drivers

by Fish-on-the-hill June 8, 2011