Flucks

Verb

1. The art of Sucking and Fucking at the same time.

2. Synonym, Fucking Sucks

1.) Judy fucks Sean and sucks Jerry.

2.) Man, this flucks.

by jerrett March 30, 2005

flank fuck

To have outercourse with the female anatomy found between the hip and ribs, usually referred to as the "tummy". Usually performed by teenaged boys still waiting for their balls to drop, or the "special" older male with little to no experience.

We caught Bernie flank-fucking the shit out of Naomi on Paul's new leather couch, the poor bastard.

Want to flank fuck before I have to work at the gas station?

by Township March 21, 2007

tit flank

Like a "tit wank" but more devious

What is you? Some kind of tit flank
Looks like a tit flank to me
Are you a tit flank with a tude

by solomonf September 14, 2007

Swine Fluck

When you have sex with a person whilst infected with swine flu. Thus infecting that person.

John: "you don't look so good man, what happened?"
Chris: "I think that blond from the club swine flucked me"

Kirsty: "you look happy, whats up?"
Kate: "I swine flucked the asshole who tried to roofie me"

by masterkai October 17, 2009

Pig flucker

When you get so drunk you remember having ovine sex but all you can stammer out is a slur that sounds like "I flucked a pig" "I'm a pig flucker"

Man, I got so wasted last night I flucked hella pigs.. Man, you are a serious pig flucker!

by Sicklickle February 27, 2013

flunky

Someone who is prone to flunking. Not intelligent. See flunk

I hope the italian girl isn't an English flunky, it'd be really hard to communicate with someone who doesn't know English very well.

by Casey March 1, 2005

skank flank

the ugly friend who always accompanies the great looking girl you want to be with who you have to convince your friend to double date with.

i'm going for the prize -- you take the skank flank.

by paul grimsley September 4, 2006