Floppy Chopstick

When a man of Asian decent attempts to have sex but cant get it up. "floppy Asian dick"

Stacy tried to have sex with Chang but he gave her the old "Floppy Chopstick", he was straight pushing rope.

by Capt.LongDong January 11, 2018

floppy corn

When your corn chips are soaked in cheese

I just ate floppy corn

by THEOYO January 4, 2020

floppy poppy

a cute amazing friend who loves having fun as well as having the worst of luck love you pops Xx

'hey floppy poppy wanna go to the park '

by puppygamer2091 November 14, 2020

Floppy-Hammer

When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard

When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex

Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"

by jakah February 26, 2020

Floppy

A penis can sometimes be floppy. but this is also a character in the childrens book ‘biff, chip, and kipper”

Floppy

by ur.mom/is\BOOTYFUL May 10, 2020

Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.

"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."

by gunplanexus July 14, 2020

Floppy Ferret

When your dong goes chugging along

TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret

by JonMay August 3, 2020