Floating island of garbage

Puerto Rico according to Tony Hinchcliffe.

"There’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico"

-Tony Hinchcliffe
October 27, 2024

by nb21-rz2k October 31, 2024

floating island of garbage

Description of Puerto Rico, by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe during a rally for Donald Trump

Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."

by artist6000 October 29, 2024

Floated me

To be emotionally surprised about an unexpected event.

I got a promotion at work, met a girl, and had my coffee paid by the person behind me all in one day today. It floated me!

by Ceifaroey August 29, 2021

Floated me

To be surprised about something

I couldn’t believe it, I got a promotion at work today for no reason, it floated me.

A strange girl walked right up to me a asked me out, it floated me.

by Ceifaroey August 29, 2021

The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)

Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!

by The one who speaks the truth February 03, 2004

floating birthday

Cerebrating someones birthday a few days / months before or after their actual birth-date.

She has a floating birthday because she was born on a leap year so we just celebrate whenever works best.

by Foxcraft February 25, 2016

Super Dope Float

-Something to compare an awesome situation to

-The ultimate of all scenarios

-The only description to describe an event that can't be messed up no matter what shit goes on following

Person 1: "Dude I just got tickets to the B.o.B. concert at XU!"

Person 2: "That's a Super Dope float!!"

Person 1: "Your mom is a Super Dope Float in bed bruh bruh."

Person 2: "Dick Ass."

by King of NA July 27, 2011