It floats my boat and finds my lost remote

The world is no longer grey, it's now in colour ever since I found her (Jessica Henry). This makes me very happy (more than temporarily).

It floats my boat and finds my lost remote... if you know what I mean... and if you don't... check urban dictionary.

by anonymous April 19, 2025

Chocolate Float

Basically the terms 'chocoalte starfish' and 'float' as one. Chocolate starfish, meaning the butt hole, and float, meaning the act of placing the penis in the vagina with no thrusting involved. Making chocolate float, a penis inside the chocolate starfish with no thrusting involved.

Dalton: Hey, I was with Angela last night..

Cameron: Ooooh really? What'd you two do?

Dalton: We had a Chocolate Float.

Cameron: That must have been boring.

by 1234Banana5678 July 3, 2010

milf float

Expensive vehicle driven by an attractive woman of advancing years

Have you seen her Porsche, it's a real milf float

by Old fashioned girl November 21, 2018

Root beer float

When 6 gay guys take turns shitting into a bathtub full of water then proceed to fuck eachother while swimming in it

"I had a good root beer float with the boys last night"

by Marmadue March 31, 2023

Vanilla-float

When ejaculation enters the anus and flows back out into someone's mouth, gargled and used as tooth paste...thus a vanilla-float

I did a vanilla-floatwith my chick last night and quickly realized that I'm a disgusting human being .

by Personal sex terms March 7, 2017

float the buzz

when drinking, having an occasional glass of water as to not become too drunk.

I had a beer, then a water. Tonight i'm going to float the buzz.

by max pez December 28, 2008

Float me a Franklin

“Float me a Franklin” or “Floating a Franklin” is a term to describe the act of defecating while in a bathtub with your partner facing you and slowly floating it towards them.

“Oh will you please float me a franklin”, Sarah whispered eagerly, just after Jorge released a breath of warm flatulence to the lukewarm surface

by exuberantshrimpking February 24, 2024