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Lunch Finger

When you go to lunch and purposely or accidentally don't invite someone.

Alternative definition: You're the last person to get your food at the table, well after everyone has gotten their food. restaurant

Or Dinner Finger
Don't invite Mike, we gave him the lunch finger. Or oh, no we gave Mike the lunch finger...oops. Or sorry, we didn't mean to give you the lunch finger.

Or Andrei always gets the lunch finger here, I think the Waitress hates him....
by BigDaddyWess November 17, 2011
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Grudge Finger

The act of cheating on your spouse by having sexual intercourse "Doggy-Style" while simultaneously finger banging your new partner's butthole with the Ring Finger. This act is followed by a conscious effort to not wash the relevant finger.
Bryce: So how are things going with Mandy? Made up yet?

Nate: We're doing a lot better. I got sick of sleeping on the couch so last week I went out to McGarvey's, picked up a skank, and gave her the 'ol Grudge Finger. On Tuesday I gave Mandy a neck massage and she said I needed a manicure.
by HoneyLamb May 20, 2013
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baja finger blast

Much like the drink; a classic favorite with a unique twist. It involves manually stimulating a female under the table at Taco Bell.
Sarah became aroused at the phenomenal value of the Variety Taco 12 Pack, so her boyfriend gave her a baja finger blast.
by CactusCactus December 29, 2013
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viatnamese finger trap

when your doing double penetration with your friend and you pull your scooby doo out to finger the bitch, but when your fingering, your friend decides to jizz in the happy box with your finger stuck in the vag leaving you coconut juice all over your favorite finger
male 1: hey, robbie, you wanna have a threesome with me? male 2: as long as you give me a viatnamese finger trap, andy.
by ron jeremy haar de guajardo January 15, 2014
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Wooshi finger hold

When you're having sex with a female. You grab her clit with your middle finger and thumb, you hold your pinkie up and when you're about to cum, you say skadoosh as you cum inside her.
Female: he decimated my vagina with his semen as he gave me the wooshi finger hold.
by Kung fu master August 4, 2017
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moist fingerbowl

When a man fists a female in her very moist vagina and then proceeds to open up his fingers inside of her, whilst proclaiming “Hut, Hike!”.
Man, Rob really Moist Fingerbowled that chick in the back of his ST.
by Rae Perez June 11, 2018
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snapchat filter

The visual effect on a psychedelic trip where geometric patterns appear on top of your vision kinda like snapchat filters
Woah dude ... I totally have the snapchat filters right now
by Math.us November 28, 2019
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