Fester on Yahoo

A Fester on Yahoo is what everyone wants not to become. He is an over weight, middle aged, desperately lonely, quazi yahoo guru. He is the proverbial chat addict. His intelligence is so marginal that he is forced into a repetitive behavior. When attacked, this yahoo chatter will studder, blubber, misspell and mispronounce words. He repeats what he hears and sees typed because his pickled old brain cannot think of a wittism worth his obviously more intelligent rival has just thrown at him. At first cyber glance this fester is a simpelton but there is more. He is a dangerous predator in the chat world. I hanger on. I band wagoner. A lost yahsoul. So my friends I have passed the collection plate to you. Lets find it in our hearts to donate. Put forth any bit of money you can. In time, Fester will have the medical help and mental attention he needs. Until then, hide your children. Alas! this Fester on Yahoo preys on the defensless. His craving for prepubescent genetalia is ravenous.

don t soprano uFester

by The Upper Class February 10, 2005

Festival of Whores

Place where there are lots of available women.

"Dude, how was the action in Dewey?" "Awesome, it was like a Festival of Whores."

by kellybex July 20, 2009

festicate

To F with.

Don't festicate with me.

by Nathonel April 23, 2017

Chirp Fest

The act of dissing any person, place or thing by a group of two or more people.

Keshia P: Mary is a nasty, ashy hoeee!
Keshia G: Bitch slept with my brother, boyfriend AND neighbour
Keshia A: Whoa chirp fest!

by daggski December 7, 2007

peach fest

to have an exceedingly amount of girls/women at a party or hangout with minimal or no boys/men

hey the party today was a total peach fest at my house.

by wingar December 24, 2008

fart fest

a farting contest or compilation with two or more people with nothing else to do.

dudes marking their territory by farting because signs are easily removed.

person 1: hey i just finished a whole bowl of beans and now im sooo bored.
person 2: same here... hey you wana have a fart fest?
person 1: hell yeah!! and it'll stop my sister from coming here.

by bopkes June 23, 2009

Cankle Fest

When you are at a bar or club and there is an over abundance of fat chicks

Went to Champ's last night with a few friends, what a fucking cankle fest!

by m_steph55 September 25, 2010