The Jimmy Fest

A very complex stunt requiring a cork, jam, a branding iron, and ass-less chaps. There are multiple steps to this procedure...

1. Place the jam in the recipients bum hole

2. Push the cork as far into the ass as possible

3. Then, brand the recipient with the branding iron (preferably with the shape of a large genitalia)

4. The recipient then should poop/fart as hard as possible rendering a jam explosion out of their anus

5. Have the recipient then eat the jam and yell "Jimmy Fest!" as loud as possible (preferably while chocking on the shitty jam"

6. While your partner chokes to death, sing "Living in the sunlight" by Tiny Tim

GREAT SUCCESS!
"Excuse me sir, would you mind going to the Jimmy Fest with me tonight?"
by Bucko123 October 08, 2012
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sausage fest

A party where there is an overwhelming number of guys than girls with the possibility that there is no girls; implying that all the guys are gay.
We heard there was supposed to be girls at the party...turns out there was his little sister and her friends...it was a sausage fest from the start
by JDB98 October 31, 2009
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Sausage fest

When a female that has more than two men romantically or sexually interested in her.
Female #1: Girl, I don't know what is going lately.

Female #2: What's up? What do you mean?
Female #1: Have you noticed I am dating three guys at once again?
Female #2: I know it's total sausage fest for you...like a man buffet for you. Just use a condom and stay safe.
Female #1: Trust me..I will.
by classymalikat November 17, 2011
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Snug Fest

Tired of feeling unattended? Do you crave for attention? A snug fest is when 16 or more people feel the need to nourish on the dead skin cells of another. They will huddle up in a cringe corner in solitary, isolated from sunlight.
Ross has decided to host a snug fest; inviting 15 people over to his cabin in the woods to brush cheek bones, exchange saliva and accumulate dust. They will most likely never be seen again.
by Lord Snuggs April 01, 2015
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Touch fest

Where there are a lot of guys around some women,usually teen guys around teen women, and they all decide to cop feels on them at the same time usually without the women wanting them to.
Were you in the touch fest?
by Deep blue 2012 April 17, 2010
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wreck fest

Getting owned to the supreme by a supreme.The person has more kills,has not died, and is owning the living hell out of you.
Damn yall are getting owned, this is a fucking wreck fest!/OOHH!!! Overkill bitch, god wat a wreck fest

by AfRo SaUcE December 17, 2005
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Obama Fest

A day taken to celebrate the absolute wonder which is today's Messiah, Barack Obama. Either inauguration day or election day or whatever day you particularly want to celebrate
"Hey man, wanna go do something?"
"Nah man, I'm taking a day to celebrate Obama Fest"


by laksjdbf January 22, 2009
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