by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016
When you mean to do something really obvious but then you forget what you were doing and end up doing something something completely different. i.e, when you have a wrapper in one hand and food in the other, and throw away the food and try to eat the wrapper.
Brain Fart:
Person 1: Man, I had such a brain fart today.
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: I was holding food and a wrapper and threw away the food and tried to eat the wrapper.
Person 1: Man, I had such a brain fart today.
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: I was holding food and a wrapper and threw away the food and tried to eat the wrapper.
by nv2001 February 09, 2015
Hans: ( farts loudly ) Ach du lieber!
Fritz: Zat was a himmel fart!
God: Cut the noise down there!
Fritz: See, God has heard your fart and isn't happy!
Fritz: Zat was a himmel fart!
God: Cut the noise down there!
Fritz: See, God has heard your fart and isn't happy!
by herman goering July 12, 2006
A friend who will laugh with you when you fart, no matter how rancid the smell, while everyone else leaves the room angrily.
by Nickya April 15, 2007
When you press your butt against a hard, flat-surfaced chair and fart, but there is no place for the gas to escape except up the crack of your ass. and out at the top.
Dude, I laid the biggest periscope fart in detention. I press my butt cheeks against the hard chair and farted and the gas came bubbling up the crack of my ass and peeked out at the top!
by Stagmen June 20, 2017
by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016
by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016