Fred

Fred is a very fun boy to hang around , and loves basketball. Hazel hair and green eyes . Bi-polar , yet caring.

Person 1 : Michelle and Fred would be cute together .

Person 2: They don't already go out ?
Person 1: one would think !

by Hawkins January 3, 2017

fred

has shit on his face and is a cocky midget

oi fred u cunt

by niganoga123 February 21, 2022

Fred

Very Fucking hot, and hot, and hot and cool and popular. Has many friends.

"Wow Fred is so hot"
"I agree"

by extreemely cool November 8, 2021

Fuck Fred

A phrase originating from graffiti in the bathrooms of a bar owned by a notoriously nitpicky and narcissistic proprietor named Fred. Known for his deceitful behavior and irritating attention to trivial details, Fred's reputation led to the widespread use of this phrase as an expression of disdain. It has since spread to other bars and restaurants throughout the city, becoming a local symbol of frustration and rebellion against overbearing and dishonest authority figures.

Example:
Person 1: "I can't believe Fred changed the music again. It's awful!"
Person 2: "Ugh, Fuck Fred."

by Duck Fred June 3, 2024

Fred

Something george (weasley) doesn't have

Ready Fred? Ready George.

by Miyamoto_Nezumi December 30, 2020

Fred

That typical pest of a pet, gets on your absolute nerves but all is forgiven when they come cuddle up next to you. They are so intelligent yet so dopey.

Why’s there feathers everywhere? … Fucking Fred

Stop pissing me off Fred!

The fly’s on the other side of the window.. for fuck sake Fred!

by Flyingsquirrel123 July 18, 2023

Fred

Fred got shingles when he was 15.

GP: You have shingles

Fred: What's shingles? Will make a good instagram story one day though!

GP: What's instagram? Will make a good shingles story right now though!

by GenGordon85 November 22, 2021