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Fred

A super ass gay ass person with a really tiny dick and a super irritating laugh.
He is probably blonde and always wears sweatpants and a little to big sweatshirt or hoodie.
He is very funny and probably the "clown of the class".
He seems to love trouble and always get into fights. The teachers in his school probably hates him too.
He is probably going to hit puberty at the age of 20 and he's always late for school.
Person 1: do you know who Fred is?

Person 2: Oh yea that really gay guy that i got into a fight with.

Person 1: hah yea, you did beat his ass too.
by aus818 December 12, 2016
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Déjà Fred

When someone experiences a Déjà vu of a humorous moments. Inspired by the character Fred Elliot from the British Soap Coronation Street who was famous for repeating himself, in particular with the well known phrase 'I say, I say'.
I swear I had a Déjà Fred when you tripped over that Oasis Bottle
by Corrieface November 12, 2020
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Filthy Fred

The act of inserting meat of your choice(preferably chicken) up the nearest staff member.
Worker 1: Oh no Greg is at it again.
Worker 2: Is it the Filthy Fred?
Worker 3: Dats hot.

Teacher 1: SAM!
Sam: No!
by Chicken Nugget Flipper November 24, 2021
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fred

Fred was once a simple boy, not wanting much more than a bunch of friends to hang around with. Fred was so obsessed with wanting more friends, that he started to buy them from other people!

Once Fred had noticed that he'd gained a vast collection of friends (most of them he'd purchased, but don't hurt his feelings by telling him), he came up with a great scheme for making money from his friends.

After a while, the prospect of raking in some shekels had gone to Fred's head, and inflated his ego to a preposterous size. Soon Fred started to believe that he had power over his friends, and thus started removing the friends that didn't follow him around like some sullen sheep.

Now Fred has nothing but a handful of friends left, but retains his ego; it's quite sad really.
Fred: Hey friend!
Man: Dude you bought me how dare you call me that
by salad bar ho April 1, 2017
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Freds dad

Some nigga that steals chins

#LongChinTribe
Can’t wait for that bigga freds dad to drop an album with that nigga X
by Teriyaki Bleach July 8, 2021
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Fred

Small guy. In love with Kelvin! Bad at sports and dresses like a girl ! He’s en couple with Max. He’s gay;).
So feminine dude!
Like Fred !
by thebigfatsanta.com December 23, 2021
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Fred Alan Binless

Fred Alan Binless is clapped
Fred Alan Binless is clapped and has a sharper jawline than Morton hendren
by Shredded henchman Oliver February 13, 2021
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