Fred Porter

Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.

Madison: "Rub my feet"

Fred Porter: "Yes, master"

I love you :)

by Madison is tha boss September 1, 2010

fred

a guy that like a girl called keisha

hey fred do u like keisha

maybe not

by asher chiam May 16, 2020

Fred

Loves tillie, naina, maxine, and especially loves kiarash. He also had a crush on a boy in year 2. Shaped like a hamster. And loves Tillie’s boyfriend more than his own mum.

i hate fred

by Moneydog August 27, 2023

Fred Melamed Is Daryl Dwayne Granberry Junior

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Fred Melamed Is Daryl Dwayne Granberry Junior

by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

Pulling a Fred

To perform a high risk high reward action with little to no forethought or preparation

Me-"I was out a bar with a buddy and he smacked a girls ass to her attention"

Them-"Now that's what I call pulling a Fred"

by Torlander September 13, 2023

Fred is not dead

He isn’t.

Fred is not dead. aenachvy

by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018

James Fred

FBI

My new buddy James Fred was being real suspicious with me asking if I wanted any drugs

by HeeHaw! March 27, 2023