Food porn for coffee; beautiful photographs of artistic coffee drinks such as macchiatos and cafe lattes.
That cafe latte with the tulip and heart designs is too perfect to drink before taking a photo and adding it to my collection of coffee porn.
by jubjub bird November 23, 2014
A cup of homebrew coffee that is exceptionally strong, bitter or laxative.
A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.
A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.
by NewYorkNewerPork August 04, 2019
by Bish boy May 17, 2016
Wakers Coffee is an E-Commerce driven coffee company that promotes the inspirational slogan "WAKE UP HAPPY!" on their instant, French-roast "Wakers HAPPY Coffee" bags, which also contain twelve superfoods per 8 oz cup of coffee.
Wakers Coffee is smooth, delicious, affordable, and offers free shipping. There's also an option to save fifteen dollars every month with their efficient, customer focused smart ship program.
by brotherrighteous May 04, 2022
person 1: did you start your day with pirate coffee?
person 2: yes; why?
person 1: you're not wearing any pants.
*laugh track*
person 2: yes; why?
person 1: you're not wearing any pants.
*laugh track*
by 0men October 08, 2011
by 62_Cents January 29, 2021
Being in a state of sadness or depression over coffee; when a barista won't tell you what wonderful drink they made you; not knowing what drink to get or not having a favorite beverage
by iknowthingsyoudont June 15, 2014