Labia Breakfast

When a female wakes her partner by silently lowering her privates down onto the sleeping persons face. They awaken to a face full of lady parts for a pleasant surprise.
Oh my, i woke Henry up with a Labia Breakfast the other day, he was so surprised that he didn't know what to do. He said he loved it.
by nico-p March 09, 2018
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Japanese Breakfast

An indie rock band fronted by Korean American Michelle Zauner. The band is named after anime gifs of japanese breakfasts.
Japanese Breakfast are my favorite band.
by Pony Danza April 17, 2023
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Shower breakfast

When you take a bowl movement in the shower. Waffle stomp your bowl movement, then ingest said waffle.

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Jeff was a lot of things,but he was never late. To save time in the morning,he'd usually just stomp out a shower breakfast.
by Dr.Cha0s December 24, 2021
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Breakfast cookies

Matt slept over last night and we had breakfast cookies at sunrise.
by Shannonymous November 13, 2016
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Spartacus Breakfast

The veritable breakfast of champions which consists solely of a cigarette with coffee and/or hard liquor.
No way this playa getting though No Nut November without a Spartacus Breakfast each morning.
by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 08, 2023
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Mario's breakfast

A breakfast dish which consists of two hot dogs each split open like a canoe and filled with an egg cooked over easy garnished with some dill and a side of sliced tomatoes.
Yo Mario's breakfast got Maria puking!
by UrbanRussianPirateHooker March 12, 2021
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adam's breakfast

An Adam's Breakfast is the trump card in any Pick Up Artist's (PUA) repository. The morning after, the PUA quickly whips up the lady/ladies a gourmet breakfast while she/they are asleep and then promptly after breakfast, has sex with her/them.

Notes:
The breakfast should include Hollandaise Sauce.
Sex the night before may or may not have occurred.
Guy 1: "This poison chick stayed over last night man!"
Guy 2: "AND?!? Details man!!"
Guy 1: "Well she didn't put out until I gave her an Adam's Breakfast..."
Hooded Random: "And then he FUCKED HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!"
by mous_se February 09, 2015
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