Floating Cupcake

A cupcake that floats mid air and upon ingesting, renders one unconscious.

Trish was excited at the sight of floating cupcake because she had not slept in many days.

by Team Dynomite January 22, 2024

floating dagger

a sensation aroused during the act murdering a close friend, guest, countryman or family member. To provoke such an image, one must stressfully plot murder, stay awake for multiple nights without sleep, and immediately start to plan other murders of people close to you.

I am seeing floating daggers!

by hahahaahah May 6, 2009

floating pallet

Pissing in a mans asshole until filled then shitting in said asshole to the poop looks like a little floating pallet in the water. Originally an act committed by the French and their transgender lovers

My bf wouldn't the floating pallet thing with me so I broke up with him.

by Anglomachican August 2, 2014

floating oysters

leaving a load of sperm in the hot tub after fucking

No way I am getting in this hot tub when Mitch is floating oysters with his girl.

by Rob Gator August 3, 2018

Floating Island (île flottante)

A Floating Island, is when you defecate into a sink and it breaks into two parts. The first part is used to block the sink and the other remains free. Proceed to urinate into the sink to create a lake with your poo floating on top.

Boy: Come quickly! I've made an ile flottante!
Girl: Oh my goodness its beautiful- that's the best floating island (île flottante) I have ever seen!

:: They both stared at the floating island for hours, like it was a work of art.

by Anon1115 September 8, 2022

Floating off

To feel depressed or like you’re dying.

Bestie : What’s wrong ? Me: I’m floating off 🥺😭.

by Sara Gordon May 17, 2022

Alaskan Float

When a Man or Woman pours a float into their partner's anus.

Timmy gave his girlfriend Jenna an Alaskan Float.

by SoggyToothbrush December 27, 2020