peanut fairy

A whimsical pixie-like creature that flies around on most afternoons salting people's unsalted nuts. No one knows why or how the peanut fairies do what they do - most don't wish to know. Some consider it a blessing from the Gods themselves. Others find it to be a naughty, mischievous act. Either way, the peanut fairies are real and here to stay as they live exponentially longer than humans.

These peanuts were just harvested yesterday - how are they so salty already? Ouuuu that damn peanut fairy got me again!

by SmashtonKutcher June 4, 2015

Fairy Shit

noun

The crusty stuff around your eyes when you wake up in the morning

Hey, wash up before you leave, you still have fairy shit in your eyes.

by Empty_map_4447 January 10, 2023

red fairy

A woman's menstrual cycle.

Dud, I'm not getting any this week, the red fairy is visiting my girl friend.

by jOHNNY c. lATELY September 16, 2017

Fairy Gleaves

Game played in the south whereby a football, or other object, is thrusted into the air and participants attempt to keep the object airborne while touching the object for the shortest amount of time possible.

Fairy Gleaves is not to be known as Gleaves Ball.

by Spees October 25, 2019

Fairy Blasting

When a guy ejaculates on a girls face, then screams "heeeeyyyyy!" and does jazz hands.

"I was fairy blasting that bitch, I was like Heeeeeyyyy!"

by Fairy Lover September 5, 2011

fridge fairy

A person who takes stuff from someone else's fridge without asking

Mom: Where is the left-over lasagna?
Kid: It's my friend. He's a fridge fairy!

by Thid April 27, 2017

she was a fairy

a tiktok that my best friend sent me and hasn't stopped sending me it since

help.

duNdunDunDun sHe WaS a FaIrY

by fever dremica October 8, 2023