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new england patriots

the patroits are a bunch of bitches and banwagons that pretend their team has been the golden team for all the years of nfl history. Their fans have a complete and utter lack of football knowledge and are the idoits of an nfl generation. they are a very cokcy fan base with bandwagon that stretches to canada and beyond. they should be hated and must be evicted from legue for their stupidity with idoit tom and his croonies.
The new england patriots have won the superbowl due to cheating.
by bills fan fuck the pats January 16, 2017
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england

is nice in places but is full off assholes and pollution...

london is overated and so is kent!!!

and you cant even get froot loops over here without payin £8 a box...£8!!!
naieve people 'wooo!!!!!kent the garden of england!!!'

average people kent 'f**k off!!! *lobs bottle* *rat scurries past*'

london...

tits the capital so it must be good...WRONG!!!...its full of tramps, tourists and peogins...
by hollish January 13, 2008
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england

The most amazing country in the world. Beat down the pussys that call themsevles French. And leaves a lasting pride of being English even though your family has been in America since 1632.
The pride of having your heritage from England lasts forever.
by DAJ72 April 2, 2009
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england

An old (but not ancient), diverse (mongrel) country in the British isles, which like everywhere else in the world has both a glorious history(industrialisation, first real democracy, first country to seperate church and state,ending atlantic slave trade, darwin,newton etc) and a shamefull history (the empire, suppresion of wales,scotland+ireland,starting the atlantic slave trade,not declaring war on hitler about 7 years earlier.)

and like everywhere else the population largley consists of relatively open minded friendly enough people trying to carry on with their lives and enjoy themselves, but gets let down by some narrowminded bastards i.e chavs who thankfully are seen by the majority for what they are i.e scum of the earth.

. english people drink ludicrous amounts of tea, which is fine as it can help (slightly) prevent various cancers forming
.the only english people who drink warm beer are alcoholics who go to "real ale festivals".
.english did indeed invent a lot of sports, and it's perfectly true that english teams rarely win, this is generally not due to crapness, but more to do with the modern english nation not caring too much about winning,we view taking part and enjoyement being what counts, this viewpoint is translated in the national teams performances.
.english people are slightly racist towards french people and vice versa, this is merely a neighbourly thing, when push comes to shove we love our european friends.
.the english monarchy are inbred,stupid+a drain on taxes, but on the other hand, all capitalist countries have a slight class system, we just give ours titles, also the royal family generate enourmous amounts of tourism+therefore money,only my gran watches the queens speech at christmas. so its win win
.english people dont think of all americans are fat,stupid,lazy etc, america is still seen as a great place to visit,and a source of some great music and ideas eg. jazz, blues, rock+roll, hip hop, the hippy peace movement, bill hicks; we merely worry that the far right christians (who we hate) seem to be gaining political power+control over the nation e.g. george w bush, the temporary banning of teaching darwinism in certain schools,the (generally) complacent tv media owned by business men with an agenda. etc etc.
.england is not plagued by chavs, and every western country+im assuming all countries, have a section of then allienated youth which frustrated with their social situation tend towards violance and drug addiction ALL countries have chavs of one description or another.
.england gave the world monty pythons flying circus and reddwarf.
.make no mistake england is not bush's biatch, blair is, we the english people do not agree with the illegal occupation of iraq+the obvious thieving of oil that is happening there.
.english people despise blair, but the other choices at previous elections have been sub standard untill now.
.many other people have posted increadibly rude and racist definitions about england, fuck you! you either never came here, went to a shitty area if you did, or are mentally disadvantaged, grow up.
.All in all a nice place so long as you don't mind the rain.
england doesn't equal britain
uk= a lie
by Mimmsy September 1, 2008
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England

I could go on and on about how great it is and tell you all about our Bulldog sprit. But I will just say that is the greatest place on Earth and that London is it greatst city.
I wish I lived there.
by ValleyFloydJames November 1, 2006
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Englewood, New Jersey

The only good place in New Jersey besides Newark Airport departures section. It's not such a bad place. It's a nice city where I lived for fifteen years with several streets to make up Downtown, and the higher-class neighborhood is not called "the hills"; It's the East Hill. Across the railroad tracks is the dangerous section of lower-side Downtown (aka Englehood). Anything beyond the Chase Bank on Palisade Ave is where I wouldn't go. Otherwise the city has some nice restaurants like Baumgarts (Chinese and Asian), Blue Moon (Mexican), It's Greek To Me (Greek), Bennie's (Middle Eastern), and much, much more. There's also a Palisade Court with some clothing stores and more restaurants. There are several car dealerships and Grand Avenue and Engle Street and some small factories.

Only thing I hate is the social issue. There's such a big racial divide. I suffered bad treatment from Orthodox Jewish neighbors living on the East Hill because my family wasn't Orthodox. A lot of African Americans and Hispanic people live on the other side. Plus when you're walking out at night, drunk assholes flip you off from their cars for reasons that are never explained.

Englewood is still the best city in New Jersey.
Resident: I love it here! There's so much to do and so many places to go!

Resident 2: Just be careful with the people in Englewood, New Jersey. I was walking my dogs on Broad Avenue and this lady on her motor bike gave me the middle finger for no reason.
by Bigfootbelva13 August 25, 2009
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England vs America

Her Most Royal Majesty obviously has a low IQ. This is proved by her ridiculous definition.

1) The English language and French language are different. There is no possible way you could compare the two. Our language was great until you Americans butchered it.

2) I'm not really bothered if I get called English or British. Why don't you get over being called "yanks".

3) You don't really have the right to call it anything other than football. We invented it and we play it better. Go play baseball or something.

4) You guys think you're so heroic because you joined in the last year. You guys wouldn't be brave enough to stick up for countries like Poland.

5) What would you rather be doing? Living in a house, watching TV and be playing video games. Or living in a tipi, eating buffalo and watching the fire? That's what you would be doing if we hadn't shown up.

6) What do you care? You're just another typical, unintelligent yank (Oops, sorry. I meant American).

7) Majesty claims "I'm sure they were very happy to see Europeans coming to take their land." Read number 5.

Majesty is a fine example of why we Brits believe the Yanks to be a lower form of life.

Examples of England vs America,

1) Complaining because you know for a fact that if it wasn't for us, there'd be no America.
2) We invented it, shut up. Manchester United and Chelsea could hammer (beat by a large amount) any American "team".
3) Americans not being able to stop bitching about how we lost our colonies (we put up a good fight, lol).
England vs America, who wins? You decide!

(I vote for England)
by Nitrokausion May 8, 2008
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