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English

Either means the people of England or a sadly mangled language. Once belonging to the Germanic Anglo-Saxons, the language has since become influenced by scores of other languages, slowly destroying the English language and its structure and rules.

Shanty (From Gaelic "Sean taigh"("old house")), galore (from Gaelic "gu leòr" ("enough")), whiskey (from Gaelic "uisge" ("water")), hamburger (from "Hamburg steak"), flower (from French "fleur", itself from Latin "flor"), bloom (from German "blum" ("flower")) and countless other words from so many other languages have, for better or worse, steeped into English.
"Let’s face it: English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger, neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England or french fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write, but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce, and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose?
If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day an cold as hell another?
When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out and an alarm clock goes off by going on.
When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it?
Now I know why I flunked my English. It’s not my fault; the silly language doesn’t quite know whether it’s coming or going." -Richard Lederer.
by Lorelili March 28, 2005
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englimesh

the point of drunkness where your trying to speak english but all that comes out is gibberish
"dude he soooo wasnt speaking english. i think he was speaking that englimesh stuff"
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England's Wang

Another Word for the county of Cornwall

(look at a map)
Dan: Where are you off too for the summer bob?

Bob: Cornwall, on the train

Dan: So you'll be riding the rails down England's Wang

Bob: Pretty Much
by loddonlol April 25, 2010
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Engoogle

To claim to be an engineer, when in reality using Google as a reference tool.
Bugger me Steve, have you engoogled this specification straight from Wikipedia
by Kaon72 November 13, 2014
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Engasm

The state of ecstacy felt by an English teacher when presented with a long-winded sentence that is composed entirely of complex words or literary terminology.
My English teacher had an engasm over my essay introduction
by terfled September 9, 2014
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englishping

An abused child who likes to clean people in minecraft.

Stats.
Toxic 100.
Braincells 2.
englishping is an idiot
by 20PI March 27, 2020
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engineturbate

Verb. Use engines to masturbate, i.e. use engines excessively.

Typically used for chess players or other gamers who relies on engines assistance. This normally doesn't mean cheating, but cheating can also be classified as engineturbation.
1.I engineturbated to prepare the RKWC and still lost. Don't engineturbate!
2.Everyone is an engineturbator to some extent.
3.Someone's atomic engineturbation in Na3 can even confuse the normal engines.
by RKQWeirdChamp August 19, 2021
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