multi-boot ego 

An over-inflated ego, caused by the assumption of superiority by someone who runs multiple operating systems.

Thad: Quit being a marketing tool, tool. You did not join some special club or quit being lame when you paid three times more for your computer. You know most PC can run MAC OS now right? And you know why nobody does? Cause it sucks. And I use Win7, Ubuntu, and Mac OS so don't even try it!

David: Well, somebody's got a case of the multi-boot ego!

multi-boot ego by thejesusgod December 16, 2009

Meta Ego 

When you believe you have no ego because you are “spiritual” but really your ego has inflated to such a high level that you believe you have no ego

“Man Jacob has a meta ego, all he talks about is smoking weed and how things don’t bother him at all even though he can’t stand to hear a ball buster”

Meta Ego by Filthy pro March 26, 2021

alter ego 

The hand you use to masturbate.

My alter ego and I are gonna stay in tonight and get aquainted with Jenna Jameson's new movie.

alter ego by Lithium Bullet June 30, 2008

filip-ego 

a Filipino or other asian attitude that shows excessive pride that is not needed. It is when they want the whole world to know they are filipino and want everyone to appreciate them because of that. and they always bboy.

Eugenio: Hey Kuya, i just mastered two new moves in bboying and had a whole box of pocky sticks.

Mike: hey jim that filipino kid needs to stfu.

Jim: i know. hes got such a big filip-ego.

filip-ego by biggio97 January 5, 2010

big ego 

When your hair looks bad and you can't pay your rent. You are depressed and you hate yourself and everyone hates you because you can't help but make complimentary comments toward yourself subtly or grandly in conversation. You also believe that you're better than others because of one small thing that you have but others don't or have little of. You are a bad person and only you need to change. Nobody else. Just you

Sir, you have a big ego and also a small penis. Can you even afford that watermelon?

big ego by Jesuz has Love for Towelheads April 5, 2017

Inflated Ego 

An inflated ego is someone by the name of Quinton that consistently brags about games that "He" is slightly better then you which in turn, Fuels the heck out of their ego

Inflated Ego: Hey i got this new game, and i have been getting pretty good at it, Quinton: do you not play at least 15 hours of that a day ? Jesus your a nerd, get good scrub and maybe, just maybe you might just be as good as me.

"Im right, your wrong, get good scrub"

Inflated Ego by Quinton's Inflated fucking Ego October 27, 2020

little ego 

A woman's clitoris.

"Hey, baby, you like me to stroke your little ego?"

little ego by reyts July 13, 2012