Eddie System

Ed-Dee-Sys-Tem (noun)
1. A system created in 2010 to help struggling working classmen succeed in the work place

2. A system created to run in a grocery store.

3. An ordered and comprehensive assemblage of facts, principles, doctrines, or the like in a particular field of knowledge or thought: a system of philosophy.

4. A coordinated body of methods or a scheme or plan of procedure; organizational scheme: a system to succeed.

5. Any formulated, regular, or special method or plan of procedure: a system of marking, numbering, or measuring; a winning system at bridge.

6. A system founded by Eddie. It is described as a system to be successful at success.

Ray is running the Eddie System. He has all checkstands open, and is making check out success

by HollywoodSF July 28, 2012

Eddie Kaspbrak

From the movie IT (2017) played by Jack Dylan Grazer. The smolest bean I love him so much. Has a BITCH MOM named Sonia. Biiiiig hypochondriac. Is absolutely IN LOVE with Richie Tozier (Finn Wolfhard)

Spoilers!!!-

Is also dead (RIP I LOVE YOU WAHHHHH)

We stan Eddie

Jennifer- OH MY GOSH IT'S EDDIE KASPBRAK!!
Ashley- Jennifer, we've seen IT 28 times now.
Jennifer- I know, he's just too cute!

by bigsimpforsydneynovak January 30, 2023

drunk Eddie

An alcoholic of the lowest kind

Did you see that guy crash that 3 year old birthday to get free drinks? Yeah he's definitely a Drunk Eddie!

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 21, 2023

Eddy Pitts

a fat bitch who has mcdonalds on speed dial for emergencies. eddy is the guy in west greene who can clear the lunch line in one run, oh wait he cant run. anyways he keeps chocolate milk in his first aid kit and his drive thru orders are bigger than big smokes. this guy takes a box truck to a resturaunt and says load it up. he mugs the old ladies at food city for their buggies and if you whisper his name at burger king they put an extra patty on his burger

oh no here comes Eddy Pitts! everyone hide your food!

by TheBigStoner420 November 30, 2018

Eddie waddy

An Eddie waddy is a friend that would 10/10 smash you have seen almost everything about them and they slay the day away

Eddie waddy stop sucking jessiewassy neck off

by Sumo_wastaken November 14, 2022

Eddie and Ella

They are the best couple! There ship name is “Ellie”. They will be together till the end.

There ship name is “Ellie”

Look everyone it’s Eddie and Ella the cutest couple!

by EllaThomasTheTrain December 22, 2021

Eddie Thirsty

Thirsty si gago boy kambyo kamot pwet hahahahaha

Si Eddie Theeyesiee ay Eddie Thirsty.

by Jake Pogi February 8, 2021