eg. "Everyone was keen to head to the after hours club, but Mark made us drive him home. What a douche bonnet."
by Berus November 14, 2011
Get the Douche Bonnetmug. A chin strap, but douchier.
Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg are totally rockin' the douche strap in that "Motherlover" video.
by DUBS123 November 11, 2009
Get the Douche Strapmug. A name you give a person who sucks at life. Their life sucks so bad that you assume they rob douche bags from women.
They dude is a major Douche Pirate, and needs to get a life.
Fuck this, that dick hole over there is a major Douche Pirate.
Fuck this, that dick hole over there is a major Douche Pirate.
by 6310 August 14, 2009
Get the Douche Piratemug. A douche bag in training. Someone who isn't fully tanned or muscled or collar popped. The brother of a douche bag who thinks he's a douche bag because his brother is a douche bag. also known as "Riding his brim."
Hey man Terrance is coming over hide the weights, he'll wanna lift and shed the douche nickel tag.
Steve's such a bro but his brother is a douche nickel
Steve's such a bro but his brother is a douche nickel
by lowbrowhumor March 15, 2011
Get the Douche Nickelmug. by Uncle Redneck December 1, 2014
Get the douche roostermug. The biggest douche that ever was. His douchiness is so grand it makes all the other douches seem like nice guys. And he's french.
by lesser-douche February 22, 2009
Get the Douche Suprememug. Douche disclosure occurs when you have coordinated a vulnerability disclosure with a vendor. The vendors agree on a patch release date. Then you, the researcher, begin talking about the vulnerability in the media weeks before the patch date. You get extra douche points for naming the vulnerability, creating a logo, and publicizing this. For maximum douche points, you ensure that the name of the vulnerability points other researchers to the location of the bug in the underlying protocol, weeks before patch release.
by malwarejake July 13, 2016
Get the Douche Disclosuremug.