Albus Dumbledore'd

So drunk, That you have ventured into the world of magic.
You become a wizard. Commonly firing off harry potter references and screaming "YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY".

"That bloke running into the wall of the train station is so Albus Dumbledore'd at the moment"

by gravybbxx420 July 7, 2012

Happy dumbledore

When a males pubic hairs are so long that when he has a boner it looks like dumbledore (because dumbledore has a long beard)

Sally was about to suck Johnny's dick but she saw that he had a happy dumbledore and hasn't talked to him since

by Thatrandomeperson June 19, 2013

dumbledore's army

To be part of "Dumnbledore's Army" is to be gay. Popularized since J.K. Rowling's announcement that Dumbledore is gay.

Person 1: Hey man, are you gay?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm totally part of Dumbledore's Army.

by Jman077 January 5, 2009

Dirty Dumbledore

A dirty Dumbledore is when you jerk off on a girls face and shave your pubes so they stick to the jizz. Then u put a wizard hat on her.

I gave this girl such a dirty dumbledore last night.

by MastaApex October 13, 2013

knee dimples

When a person's leg is so fat that the knee appears concave due to fat overhanging said knee.

Wow. That's some knee dimples he has going on.

by mr. statue November 21, 2011

Dibble Dabble

A beer with a small amount of vodka added.

Grab me that bottle of vodka. Im gonna have a little dibble dabble.

by winkedmusic December 20, 2007

Dumbledore That Ho

As witnessed in the sixth Harry Potter movie, the act of shoving one's face into a large vat of sperm, or "pensive" as you are led to believe.

Also can be used as slang for anything gay.

"Man, i missed and came on the bed, but it's okay. I just shoved her face in it"

"way to dumbledore that ho"

dumbledored

by luminacinemas July 22, 2009