Why did you do that?

Well, I wanted to. If you are reading this, why did you do that? If you leak shit, why did you do that?

Nigga: Drops lean on homie's shoe
Homie: Man, why did you do that?
Nibba: I wanted to.

by i am urban man February 16, 2019

Did I hear a bell?

a phrase used in taunts
see also schooled

Kyle: Did I hear a bell? Cuz i'm taking you to school!

Andy: Shut up!(runs away and cries)

by nightwing August 28, 2005

Let's not and say we did

An old phrase which reentered popular culture in the early 90s after being used in The Simpsons by the character Ned Flanders. It subsequently became a minor catch phrase of his, used in some Simpsons merchandise.

It means exactly what it says (the "say we did" part may or may not be sarcastic) but is often said in a patronizing tone or otherwise as a witty remark in a variety of situations.

Girlfriend: Hey we should go ballroom dancing sometime it looks like fun!
Bloke: Uh let's not and say we did...

Pissed Dude (Getting Carried Away): Huh that 60 year old barmaid looks like such a slut. I bet you could pull her. Infact I bet we could be fucking her from both ends at the same time before the night's out haha, that's how much of a desperate slut she is.
Other Guy: Haha yea but let's not and say we did!
Pissed Dude: Hah damn right

by Bzz^ May 5, 2009

who did 9/11

bush

Someone asked me "who did 9/11" and the answer is bush.

by veronica harris January 24, 2018

when did i ask

the worst of worst unfunny jokes ever to exist you arent funny, u are just annoying. please stop it, before i kill you.

"hey but when"
"tomorrow?"
"no when did i ask."
"SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP U FUCKING LITTLE MAN SLUT WHORE BITCH ASS DUMB FUC BEFORE I FUCK U UP U ANNOYING FUCKING LITTLE BOY"

by shesgotbunda February 7, 2021

ricky did the boogie woogie

Song sung by Chris Pontius about cameraman Rick Kosick in the movie “Jackass 2.5”. It goes a little like this: “ we met Ricky wicky in the spring of ‘69. He loved to dance the boogie woogie and he danced the boogie woogie fine. Now it’s 1987. He’s a little bit older. He traded his camaro for a crimson dodge lawnmower. He boogie woogied all night. Boogie Woogie.”

“It’s about Rick Kosick. It’s called Ricky did the Boogie Woogie.”

by Jackasshole May 20, 2018

Did you poot sir

A sir that pooted. Pooted quite good indeed

Man1: Excuse me sir..did you happen to poot?

Man2: Well indeed I did.

by Des Leake November 5, 2004