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vagina desert

noun.
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)
"Hey Joe, how's school going in Alaska? Any cute girls around?"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"
by Fleckencheesy February 6, 2017
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Desert Horse

1: An very ugly chick that looks hot as fuck while your deployed.

2: A desert animal known as a camel.
friend 1: Dude did you see that desert horse that walked by.

friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though
by Gonzo_Gmoney April 27, 2011
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Desert Grasshopper

Similar in nature to the mud crickets found in the south. A desert grasshopper spends it's warmer months located in the desert southwest around the Laughlin, Lake Havasu and Parker areas surrounded by men twice their age with watercraft, beer bellies and large quantities of alchohol. These creatures migrate during the colder months and can be found around Glamis, Dumont and the Mojave Desert. They are easy to spot during this part of the season, as they tend to be found with 45 to 70 year old males with toy haulers, SxS's and lifted trucks.
Bob bought a four seat RZR with his retirement money, that we he could haul three desert grasshoppers to the Joint in Randsburg
by Peglegdesertpirate November 30, 2020
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Desert Mouth

1) When one has a severe lack of water

2) When someone is beyond the normal limits of being thirsty/horny for a person or character
1) “Man I haven’t had anything to drink for a while, feels like I have desert mouth”

2) “Have you heard about Jacob? Ever since he’s seen that female anime character for that show he’s had desert mouth since”
by ThaLordTachanka August 2, 2021
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Desert 10

A girl who is normally considered ugly, but is now considered hot because of the fact that you’re in an environment where few women are present (such as the desert or boot camp). The 10 part refers to the hotness scale (10 being the hottest, 1 being the ugliest).
All of the girls that are normally 1’s and 2’s become 9’s and 10’s in the desert.

Better soak it up while you can desert 10, because once we get to the states, you’re back to 2 status.
by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023
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Stuck in the desert

When you really like the desert duo, aka Grian and Scar from 3rd life amp or Double life smp. From the life series.
"I escaped the poppy and lilac field, but now I am stuck in the desert
by Froggy.io November 2, 2025
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