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JK Rowling declares ur mom gay

The ultimate of all ultimate roast. Unimaginable power. If used not just the multiverse but the entire reality with all multiverses would cease to exist leaving an empty pitch dark void. Used only if the user is out of any catchy comebacks. Even God would be erased. Only JK Rowling herself can use this roast without destroying the reality.
Tim: Ur mom gay

Mike: No u
Tim: ur granny tranny
Mike: ur ancestors incestors
Tim: That wont work on me faggot.
Mike: I have no choice but to use this
Tim: Yeah go on.
Mike: JK Rowling declares ur mom gay
*Tim screams in pain his body starts withering and then the planet explodes along with the universe, then multiverse and other multiverses . God starts fading away and there was nothing left. Just an empty dark void.
by Saitama 777 February 15, 2021
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deblaze

Noun- To remove the red from your eyes, using either white eye paint or a deblazer
Man, I am fucking beat, I was at Dream until 3 am last night, and now I have to be at work at the ishee slave field all motherfucking day. All I want to do is deblaze.
by ocertain November 29, 2004
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deca

D umbass
E gomaniacs
C rappy FBLA posers of
A merica
if at first u don't succeed, join deca!
by Mikhale Z. May 18, 2006
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Dirtty Decado

You poop on the floor step in it and drop kick the girl you are having relations with (bonus points if you yell dirty decado when you kick her)
Last night i gave my girlfriend a dirtty decado and knocked her through a wall!
by the guy from decado May 3, 2008
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Balfour Declaration of 1917

A letter written by the British Foreign Office stating that the contemporary Palestine would become the new home for Jews. It also stated that the non-Jewish residents of Palestine will not be deprived of their rights, and the Jewish people of other nations will not be deprived of their rights.
Thumbs down if you disagree with the Balfour Declaration of 1917, thumbs up if the opposite.....
by baa.1234 October 20, 2008
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Declan

Declan - A dick, secretly hates you, uses you to his advantage. Quite immature and dirty-minded, loves porn.
Boy 1: That dick Declan stole my wallet! I though he was my friend!
Boy 2: Dude, don't ever trust him.
by Browser99 February 2, 2018
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Declan

When shit in someone's rectum. Picture a french kiss, except instead of mouths it's asses, and instead of tongues its shit.
Damn, I just gave that bitch a Declan and I think I tore her a bit.

I just beat Timmy in a battle of the Declans and now he's all clogged up.
by pranksterdude540 February 11, 2009
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