David

The walking definition of inner rage and uncalled for tantrum explosions at any given moment

HahahHha must be having a f8t of David

by canadaskunky February 18, 2018

David

The name David describes a huge failure. Very hairy and sweaty female that prefers goats over humans. He sits when he pees and wipes from back to front. Enjoys long walks on men only nude beaches while listening to the Backstreet Boys. Refers to his female friends as homies and his male friends as babe. Most people that know David refer to him as a slapdick or Fuck boy. If you ever see a David in his natural habitat, you should stay far away.

Hey John, I woke up this morning and my ass was in pain. This is how David must feel all the time.

Did you see that hairy guy wearing a thong,holding Steve’s hand, while listening to Backstreet Boys. That’s such a David thing to do!

by Kpeee July 18, 2018

David

He is a nice lovable person, but can also be a little mean but still nice.

Hey David how are you.

by Maya Amaral January 11, 2018

David

when you lock yourself in the bathroom during school

did you hear about hank, he pulled of a david.

by pantsu addict May 20, 2016

david

A david is a person who is incapable of getting a girlfriend. They are always rejected no matter what.

"Oh my goodness, he needs to stop embarrassing himself. He's such a david!"

by MajorClapped December 8, 2018

david

A guy who thinks he is a real player but when it comes down to it hes just a grimmy ass boy who tries to fuck anything that breaths

David: hey you got a nice ass.!
Girl: uhmm i have a bf??
David: and that matters why???

by gjfhlasdg May 14, 2010

David

Fat and gay, can't get any girls

Wow that guy is such a David he can't even get Tatym

by rousey69 July 15, 2016