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Curly haired blonde

A majority of these girls are a pathetic waste of time and money. Their personality is weird and overly feminine, they often have multiple dates lined up every week because they are unemployed and mooch off random guys they meet online for dinner money or even a free ride to and from their house only to pay them back with free head. They are great manipulators and have been known in my area as the type of girl to just leave alone and avoid. Also did I mention how stupid they are. 75 percent of them didn’t make it past 11th grade. And have a chronic addiction and to Harry styles, Dunkin’ Donuts and flavored air sticks.
Omg Becky your so dumb how did you not know frogs live in lakes

I don’t know Cassandra sometimes I have a blonde moment here and there

Yeah Becky at least you’re not actually a curly haired blonde, though.
by The New York hillbilly February 2, 2023
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Curly hand

Where yer hand curls up from drinking and you are clumsy.
Boys all fuckered up,gots the curly hand.
by Randy goat fucker March 9, 2023
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Stale curls

Your hair the day after you get it curled, when it's all worn out. Easily recognizable to anyone who's had it before.
Hey, your hair looked great yesterday!
Thanks, but now I've got stale curls.
by Momo the lemur December 8, 2010
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jed curls

curling a weight thats to heavy for you, and will usually involve extreme usage of the back while curling.
guy: why is that guy doing those curls like an idiot
2nd guy: oh hes doing jed curls

guy: look at the way that guy is doing those curls, he looks like hes cheating
2nd guy: yeah hes sooo jedding those reps

guy: dont get mad, but i might have to jed the last rep its gonna be to hard to do them normally
by the bussiness September 26, 2010
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Banging Curlies

Friend: "Dude, what happened to you last night?"

Dude: "Ah, man my girlfriend and I were banging curlies."
by eyesofthewolf September 29, 2010
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Shoe Curling

when you empty a bean bag out on a floor, preferibly a corridoor, so all the little polystyrene balls go every were, then you and your mates take one shoe of then take turns curling you shoes up the corridoor to see who getts closest to a cup.

basically like ice curling but with shoes.

ITS NICHE !!!
The other moring when i was pissed out of my dick, i burnt a hole in a bean bag by acciedent, and i had an apiphany to play curling on my corridoor. i called it SHOE CURLING
by FULLDECK26 March 4, 2011
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Porcelain Curling

A game played on the toilet... when someone has left a sticky turd on the bowl and not properly flushed or scrubbed afterward, you can at least attempt to knock it clean off with your own poop, similar to the winter sports game of curling.
"Bob must have had something really sticky for lunch..."
"Why is that?"
"He left a massive turd on the side of the bowl... still, at least it meant I could get in a quick round of porcelain curling!"
by JimWood7575 March 13, 2022
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