Crunchy Bunch

What’s a crunchy bunch he asked;

That would be a pink teddy bear!
by Ryansjs6 November 03, 2018
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Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome
"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"
by she say do you love me April 12, 2018
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simple crunchy

"Simple Crunchy" people tend to politically lean right, eat organics and gluten-free, garden, recycle, use natural health and beauty products, and buy environmentally safe cleaning products. They do all without a lot of fuss.
While the Smiths like parts of the crunch lifestyle, they aren't into the drama of all the neo-hippie and hipster scenes. They are simple crunchy and live a fairly normal lifestyle.
by japaneseparsley July 16, 2015
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Crunchy ape shit

A shit an ape shits out that crystalized over time and turns rotten
by Soviet nazi ape July 15, 2024
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Crunchy Tortilla

When someone hasn't washed their coochie in a while and the skin gets all stiff and crunchy
by Animal Writes February 10, 2024
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Crunchy Cooch

Rhona Clarke / Nelly (Nelson Mandela)/ Queen Of Clean
by Crosseyed September 10, 2020
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Crunchy breath

It is a cough
Damn that crunchy breath sounds bad u should see a doctor
by Sexy papa John August 10, 2018
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