crown joules

A royal treasure so highly valued dat you'll so totally get da electric chair if you're caught while attempting to steal it.

If you wanna avoid da "crown joules" while touring da Tower of London, you should TAKE only a GOOD LOOK, not try to TAKE any of the exhibits themselves.

by QuacksO April 17, 2022

Crowning

When your woman lives up your bald head and proceeds to sit on it and ride.

I just shaved my head and my girl just started crowning me

by Push pop November 12, 2020

Triple Crown

To successfully hookup with all three of your closest friends (for more than 5 minutes each) before your other friends. Related to Double Crown.

dudeeeee she just won triple crownnnnnn

by awkward_salmon December 2, 2017

crown king arizona

Crown King Arizona- a cool place in the back roads of northern Arizona.

A great place to get away from everyday bull shit.

Get yo drink on at the brothel in Crown King Arizona.

by Some Puerto Rican dude October 5, 2016

Crowning

Fingering yourself or another while in the middle of shitting, so the asshole is wider than normal

Yeah ive been crowning a lot recently

by bigbbbbbbbbbb February 28, 2024

Pink Crown

The act of painting a self portrait with your cum on her vagina

Martha: Sex was so good last night he game me a pink crown!
Jane: What is a pink crown?
Martha: You don't know what that is? It feels so good

by Gassy jalapeño January 20, 2022

Ass Crowning

Sticking your head up a huge anal cavity (Scouse)

Do you want to be my Queen, if so I need to be a king so bend over bitch I'm gonna do some Ass Crowning tonight baby.

by Haruspex wow August 10, 2018