A person or business-establishment that "moves in for the kill" whenever others are in a tight spot, hoping to "score big" due to the victims-of-circumstance's feelings of helplessness and desperation.
Some high-school guys with raging hormones purposely cram and toil to "exceptionally learn" math, English, history, science, etc, so that they can then extract sexual favors from less-competent girls who need help with their homework --- what shameless crisis opportunists!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
Get the crisis opportunistmug. "DINO CRISIS SUX" quickly became a cultural symbol for bad games, or someone that is cursed enough to have the videogame titles they like being constantly ignored and/or hated upon.
by CVXfreak February 25, 2025
Get the DINO CRISIS SUXmug. I couldn't decide what to listen to. I started w/ ska, went to pop punk, 90s country, the soundtrack to Dear Evan Hansen, and finally settled on early 2000s Taylor Swift. I was having a full blown musical identity crisis.
by ilovetacos39 April 4, 2023
Get the musical identity crisismug. by Vxmpire May 8, 2020
Get the Meme Crisismug. A form of quarter or midlife crisis that occurs when the subject comes to the startling realization that cryptocurrency and NFTs are not the end all solution to their problems they thought they were.
“Have you heard from Andy lately?”
“Not since he started going through his crypto life crisis after NFT sales dropped 92%”
“92%? What an abysmal failure and scam.”
“Exactly.”
“Not since he started going through his crypto life crisis after NFT sales dropped 92%”
“92%? What an abysmal failure and scam.”
“Exactly.”
by Crazy Train McGraw May 17, 2022
Get the crypto life crisismug. bro 1: Who's that dude over there?
bro 2: That's Existential Crisis Man.
bro 1: What's he doing?
bro 2: Having an Existential Crisis.
bro 1: Nice.
bro 2: That's Existential Crisis Man.
bro 1: What's he doing?
bro 2: Having an Existential Crisis.
bro 1: Nice.
by El Zodiac April 26, 2024
Get the Existential Crisis Manmug. A midclub crisis can be described as a mini mid life crisis that occurs specifically in a nightclub. It is when one is at a club and at one stage during the night they have a mini panic attack and realize either that they are too old to enjoy themselves or they no longer fit in with this crowd. It differs from a mid life crisis as it is not age specific but most commonly occurs in a transitional period in one's life ie, last semester of college. the effects may be heightened by other outer conditions such as a club deciding to play teenie bopper music such as justin bieber.
bill: "hey man you alright, crap music right?"
Ted:"no man its not that, its just all of it, i'm past all these excellent aventures and stuck up young girls, i'm heading to an indie bar man"
Bill:"dude bummer, total midclub crisis"
another example would be mike the situation's mini meltdown in a club at the end of jersey shore season 2
Ted:"no man its not that, its just all of it, i'm past all these excellent aventures and stuck up young girls, i'm heading to an indie bar man"
Bill:"dude bummer, total midclub crisis"
another example would be mike the situation's mini meltdown in a club at the end of jersey shore season 2
by Aidsbomb March 14, 2011
Get the MidClub Crisismug.