Camper

When an ugly dude who is brown, but thinks he is white, pretends to last a Zombie apocalypse.

Hey Angad, you stocked up on food and waited. for 1.5 to 2 years. I think that classifies as you being a Camper.

by r1789 May 22, 2011

camper

person who :
Is stationed more than 5 seconds on a spot

Is unseeable without checking every spot
Is in prone so even if u look everywhere they just lie somewhere camouflaged.
Is unfair playing and doesn't have skill enough (nube) to just walk around.
A person who has a sniper equiped is no camper because it is the purpose of a sniper rifle to kill someone at a safe , unseen range and not to make close quarter kills!

Killed by camper:U f*cking camp3r g3t sum sklLLs and d0nt camp!

by kills nub3s December 28, 2009

camper

In 1st person shooters online, the term given to a player who stays in one spot, and continualy shoots anything that comes into site. Typically uses a sniper rifle or the like. Some campers try to defend themselves, but most of the online gaming comminity are of the opinion that they are boring, and just make the game that much duller. A good solution to the camper problem is to ban sniper rifles (were possible) or to play maps where camping will only get you kille such as "harbor" on Call of Duty. It is also just as good to have a map where there are some good areas to camp, but if you spawn in the wrong place, you're fucked. A good example of this would be "rocket" in Call of Duty. It is esspecially fun to melee campers who don't see you.

FFS! Stop camping and the play the game!!!!!

by the kerrek April 22, 2005

crapper to yapper

another term for the atm or ass to mouth

i went from crapper to yapper because she likes the taste of her ass.

by bloodvomit September 8, 2003

campervan a vere

the exclaiming of a object from a distance.

Who's campervan a vere?

by Foxy1984 December 25, 2007

Crapper cannonball

while taking a dump you drop a turd that hits the water like a cannonball and splashes up and soaks your bottom dead on it's a "Crapper Cannonball"

That log hit the water so hard it splashed up so much water I thought maybe the tidybowl man did a "Crapper Cannonball"

A Crapper Cannonball can be very shocking if it happens in cold water. a cold water "Crapper Cannonball" have been known to snap a rectum shut from shock that it causes severe constipation for days.

by colej-texas August 3, 2009

Camper Crap

1. A lesser variety of Trailer Trash who reside in their campers, often in Walmart parking lots. 2. A form of White Trash who own neither home nor car, instead only affording a camper that doubles as both housing and transportation.

Look there, in the parking lot, I think those folks might be Camper Crap!

by MWriter September 23, 2009