cracked actor

when you want to have sex with David Bowie and just wish you was his wife but you can´t because he is dead and was married to Man

I really feel like an cracked actor lately

by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 7, 2019

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Crackerblupin

Crackerblupin - An Endearing term for an obese American child that eats to much fast food, primarily the burger variety. It can also be used to describe an American With Deflated Appearing Facial and Bodily Proportions. Opposite And enemy of Niggablupin.

"Damn that's a lot of Big Macs"
"Now that's a Crackerblupin if i have ever seen one"

by BTOblivion September 7, 2019

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Cracker Tweak

A high strung white person high on methamphetamine. They usually have sores on their face and missing teeth. Often times resembling a zombie.

Look at that Cracker Tweak standing on the street corner selling herself for a hit.

by CyberWolfm636 January 8, 2020

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cracker barrel

where me and my boy Hudson get crazy shit from chicken fried chicken

me: hey dude, you wanna go get chicken fried chicken?
Hudson: yeah bro, im boutta get barrelled tonight at cracker barrel

by noelmillerspoop January 22, 2021

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Cracker Belly

It's the extremely uncomfortable feeling of fullness after eating a meal at Cracker Barrel. Usually accompanied by a feeling of stickiness due to the ubiquitous use of syrup by its patrons and staff.

Emilie: What's wrong? You've been lying on the couch all afternoon.
Dad: I had the Momma's Pancake Breakfast at Cracker Barrel for lunch and now I've got the Cracker Belly.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee April 24, 2021

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