leather couch

what a female turns into after consistently over tanning

man, did you see Tina the other day?

yeah, she's totally turned into a leather couch

by firegrime October 31, 2012

Couch Athlete

A person who spends a good portion of their time watching several sports, and more importantly criticizing them, when they themselves cannot actually play any.

"Tim's dad says the Lions would be a much better team if they trade #22."
"Tim's Dad? He couldn't throw a football across the street. Only skill he has is tossing beer cans, He's a total Couch Athlete!"

by Capt. Asshole February 2, 2012

Couch Gangsta

E-Thug, kids who run around on Playstation Home thinking they are real gangsta's just cause they watched a few episodes of gangland and listen to rap music.

I'm a G homie 5 poppin 6 droppin or ne other random gang reference usually used out of context and will deny being a couch gangsta

by WI_Romeo March 3, 2011

Couch Girl

A "Couch Girl" is a female who will go back to a male's apartment, particularly for intercourse, even if the guy is crashing on the couch and doesn't actually own a bed.

Lisa is a Couch Girl...she totally went home with Steve last night and he's in between apartments!

by JayLeddy July 14, 2011

couch slut

something or someone who sits on a couch (or other seat) as they are groped, fondled, kissed or other physical stimulant without reciprocation, response or rejection for/of the toucher.

"You sat on the couch and let him touch your booty? You couch slut!"

by hollykiwi06 November 21, 2006

went to couch

A place where a husband or wife sleeps when something isnt right in the relatonship .or they are drunk and get kicked out bed.

girl-where is mom?

boy-she is sleeping

girl- did she go to couch?

boy-yeah she went to couch about a hour ago. .

by troubledemon March 27, 2009

Flying Couch

Riding in the back seat of a car while really high.

"I want shotgun"
"No. You can ride the flying couch."

by Repak July 2, 2008