Closet Station

The closeted population of College Station, Texas due to the strong homophobia in the A&M area.

It's hard to be true to yourself in Closet Station, Texas

by m4m cstat July 9, 2009

Comet Hyakutake

a spectacular comet that came close to the Earth in early 1996. It was a total surprise for the public so the end-of-the-millenium doomsayers and New Age crackpots couldn't bombard us with their superstitious bullshit. It was visible to the unaided eye and was "something to talk about" in the office and computer lab. It sported an unusually long tail. A thrill. Mere months after the comet's appearance, Comet Hale-Bopp graced our skies.

Comet Hyakutake was discovered by the Japanese astronomer Yuji Hyakutake. The brilliance of the comet made Yuji a celebrity, particularly in Japan.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2008

deuce closet

a toilet stall

"Yo, where is Colin?"
"He had to dump, he's in the deuce closet."

by Gusberti O'Reilly June 4, 2009

kpop closet

when somebody’s clearly into kpop, but not ready to admit it yet

“i could see her eyes light up slightly when jimin hit that high note, but unfortunately she’s still in the kpop closet”

by meaghaehn August 11, 2019

ride the comet

A euphemisim for suicide. While phrases such as "six feet under" and "pushing up daisies" apply to other forms of death, this is specifically for suicide. It was inspired by the Heaven's Gate cult, who committed suicide in the belief that their souls would ride a "spaceship" hidden near the Hale-Bopp comet when it passed by Earth in 1997.

Did you hear what happened to Joe?

Yeah. After he lost his job and his wife left him, he couldn't take it anymore. He decided to ride the comet.

by nitrogyro1 September 19, 2009

wall papering the closet

to make hot, intesnse, sinful love in a location out of the ordinary.

Me and Judith were wall papering the closet in her brothers treehouse when her dad caught us.

by ryanwvfan September 28, 2010

Sleeping in the Closet

After a drunken night of boozing and fist pumping, a man or transvestite asks if you're interested in some free sex. In a drunken haze, you might not understand, and let it happen.

Did you hear? We caught him sleeping in the closet, butt-naked, with his thumb in his mouth!

by corncorncorncornorncorn January 24, 2011