A system used by men to determine how attractive a woman is and if they would engage in sexual intercourse with the woman. There are three parts to the scale: 0, 1 and Corn.
0= would not have sex
1= would have sex
Corn= would stick a corn cob into the woman's butt and then eat it out of her butt. (Intercourse will generally precede this event).
The most attractive women will warrant the "Corn" status.
0= would not have sex
1= would have sex
Corn= would stick a corn cob into the woman's butt and then eat it out of her butt. (Intercourse will generally precede this event).
The most attractive women will warrant the "Corn" status.
Dude, I want to corn that chick so bad.
She's definitely a 1 but I wouldn't corn her.
Corn city!!!
Use the Corn Scale bro.
She's definitely a 1 but I wouldn't corn her.
Corn city!!!
Use the Corn Scale bro.
by Mr. Cornster January 12, 2013
Get the corn scalemug. A term that mega faggots in surrounding schools call the kids in Oregon Ohio that doesn’t make sense because we don’t live in corn fields
by lillambo June 24, 2019
Get the Corn kidsmug. Person One: Dude, check out the corn modulator I made! Want a sip?
Person Two: Jesus, dude, no way. That thing looks like it would kill you.
Person Two: Jesus, dude, no way. That thing looks like it would kill you.
by Harframic Dioxide November 2, 2022
Get the Corn Modulatormug. by Loyal Member of the Corn Cult February 11, 2021
Get the corn cultmug. An endcap at a retail store that is mostly made up of corn. Peak times to use this method of merchandising would be during the holidays.
“So what make you think that he think that you’re retarded?”
“He asked if I ever thought about using a corn endcap”
“He asked if I ever thought about using a corn endcap”
by JC Drain July 28, 2018
Get the Corn Endcapmug. When your minding your own business on a back road downtown, and see a huge pile of Shit on the sidewalk.
"Hey joey, wheres the.. HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT THIS.. EWW!!"
"Dé Merè, warned us of sniffing around for those corn pattys everywhere"
"Dé Merè, warned us of sniffing around for those corn pattys everywhere"
by 13AquaOrbit May 18, 2019
Get the Corn pattymug. The act of oral anal stimulation rimming; with reference to the discovery of undigested kernels of corn. Akin to bobbing for apples, but with scatological undertones. The phrase has its origins in the West Midlands.
Nick: Tom, you’ve got something stuck in your teeth.
Tom: Sorry yeah I’ve been bobbing for corn.
Nick: So I guess that’s not chocolate around your mouth.
Tom: No, Nick. It is not.
Tom: Sorry yeah I’ve been bobbing for corn.
Nick: So I guess that’s not chocolate around your mouth.
Tom: No, Nick. It is not.
by JoshTheObscure May 25, 2019
Get the Bobbing for cornmug.