cankered cooter

Nasty, crusted VAGINA, also infections of the vagina

She went to the bar and had a one night stand and now she has a cankered cooter.

by bamagirls September 22, 2014

Cooter poppin

The act of fingering a woman of female descent

I just love cooter poppin Betty!!

by BombasticEli November 15, 2015

Cooter Duder

-A woman that gets a sex change,in order to have a penis. -A chick wearing a strap on.

My friends call me a Cooter Duder cause it just doesn't do the trick any more ,when strap on my dildo.So now I'm going to get a sex change,so I can have sex like a man.

by Crazy81Virgo July 2, 2014

Cooter Pooch

A "pooch" or roll of fat below a chubby woman's waist that hangs over her female parts, or her "cooter".

I screwed this girl the other night, but I had to move her cooter pooch out of the way to find the hole

by Jeffinitely July 1, 2011

Cooter shiner

A huge bruise on your vagina resulting from a roller derby accident, where as a woman fell onto another woman's skate.

Derby girl #1 Oooooh!!! shit! Anger Affliction fell right onto her skate.

Derby girl #2 Yeah.. Thats going to leave one hell of a 'cooter shiner!'

by Jane D.O.A. October 21, 2012

cooter cave

A female’s vagina that has come across multiple dicks.

Billy: I heard Ashley had a really loose cooter cave
Joe: True, i think I’ve been up there 2 times

by curlyaiden August 17, 2017

Cooter Butter

A reference to one of the most hilarious forum posts in the history of the internet.

I can't find any lube, here's some butter for your cooter, I put it in the microwave for 8 minutes... cooter butter.

by tomx569 June 18, 2017