conasifaherpalitis

Some shit my mom has idk

My mom has Conasifaherpalitis

by BigShlongLary May 20, 2019

Colostomy

Stoma is mouth in latin. Ostomy is a surgical procedure where the surgeon makes an opening to connect some organ with the outside of the body. Tracheostomy is when that opening is made in the trachea for breathing and Colostomy is when the colon is connected to the outside for foecal excretion (in diseases that require that procedure). The opening is usually connected to a sterile bag that will receive the foeces.

Ali: How is your grandma's rectal cancer?
Mostafa: She got it removed and had to get a colostomy for shitting.
Ali: Good for her man.

by Achafai June 21, 2019

Colostomy Bag

A more extreme version of douchebag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister

Mick is such a colostomy bag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister

by H8rsgon2H8 July 23, 2019

Colossal Grape

Avoid eating these at all costs! These grapes are poisonous and 1-5 weeks after you ate one you’ll experience repugnant pain.

“Colossal Grapes are very poisonous”

by Dr.Wots July 29, 2019

Congostandard

An 18cm sized cock, because it's the average cock size in Congo

"I prefer guys with congostandard"

by Bigdickdominik0986 April 7, 2020

Congostandard

The status of an 18cm sized penis, because it's the average penis size in Congo.

"I prefer guys with congostandard"

by Bigdickdominik0986 April 7, 2020

Cocoslurp

It’s where a guy slaps your ass

like for an example, “Don’t you dare cocoslurp me you big bitch!”

by pickleslurp1 June 28, 2020